En même temps je vous avait bien dit que l'hémisphère nord était la ligue 2 du rugby.
October 2011
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Replying to @mounirlamouri
4ème recommandation, je tente. Merci!
Snails on a bed of garlic purée twitpic.com/6tzul9
Wait. Is it normal that I'm still getting invitations to webOS developer events? #afterlife
Replying to @null and @gregferrell
Not just events: articles on how large TouchPad sales increases are helping apps, co-marketing offers, and other madness!
J'adore la façon dont le maire de Vilnius résout ses problèmes de parking illégal à coup de tank: j.mp/nLqjvN%0A
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I've just reorganised all my TODO lists. Surely that's got to buy me at least a week's worth of procrastination, right?
Replying to @leonor_de_b
J'en suis encore à procéder par élimination, mais il m'en reste trois...
Article intéressant de Atlantico sur Terra Nova: j.mp/pPtcrA%0A
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Structured Procrastination (this article just got its author an Ig Nobel): chronicle.com/article/How-to…
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Replying to @leonor_de_b
Bah non :) Si t'as des éléments décisifs, tweete-les parce qu'on doit pas être les seuls...
Has anyone used express-uglify? It looks good on the surface but I don't see much talk about it.
Replying to @jwajsberg
Oui, il cache, mais en lisant le code (la seule doc…) il prend un dir non configurable, ce qui est chiant.
Replying to @mounirlamouri
Oui, ça s'appelle "Petites Fiches Bristol Cartonnées Blanches 150x100" :)
Pour qui aime le design, ce blog est incontournable: projectitude.com
I don't usually complain about FB redesigns since I don't care much, but with the latest I can't even figure out how to share a link. #fail
Replying to @johnallsopp
Most authoring tools suck...
Replying to @johnallsopp
Yeah, but most of the time those outputs are poorly compatible with what's in browsers, and needs serious cleaning.
Replying to @johnallsopp
There's nothing that gives you the straightforward "just save and it bloody works" experience that people need for this.
Replying to @johnallsopp
Item #217 on my todo list is "Write that SVG editor". I even know how and have a name, it's just a SMOP :)
Replying to @johnallsopp
I know! But you basically have to hand-craft, which is painful for anything a little convoluted — especially with paths.
Replying to @johnallsopp
There's also limited demand (why, I don't know — possibly not knowing it's an option). I see about one contract a year for SVG.
Replying to @johnallsopp
Where else? ;-)
Replying to @tobie
It used to be. Now it just puts the link in the body of my status :)
Replying to @tobie
Seems to work fine in comments though — I'm guessing this may be a deployment bug? Hard refreshing all caches to check.
Replying to @glazou
That used to work, but it doesn't anymore. Something's amiss. Oh well!
Replying to @tobie
Yup, brutally taking a bat to Firefox fixed it. Interesting that it worked in comments and not in main editor :)
Replying to @boulabiar
Inkscape has good stuff, but alas it's too hard to use on OSX and it's not written in JS! @johnallsopp
Replying to @null and @karlpro
Or in general the notion of SVG code. My idea revolves around exposing the structure visually.
Replying to @null and @karlpro
OmniGraffle is diagrams, right? ISTR a decent JS diagram lib that could probably be used for that.
Replying to @null and @karlpro
Oooh, nasty filter region bug :) In their defence, that's pretty much a bug in the spec IMHO.
Replying to @mounirlamouri
Oui, mais pas trop le soir en général. Aussi, il m'arrive de ne pas voir mon chatzilla bouncer.
Replying to @mounirlamouri
Mais sinon c'est darobin sur freenode, perl.org, mozilla.org, et w3.org! Toi?
Replying to @null and @karlpro
Hmmm, interesting. If I had the bandwidth I'd kickstart something, but I really don't have it :( I could dump design notes at best.
@baudehlo Hey, what's a good email address to send you an explanation of my issue with modules?
Replying to @baudehlo
Ah, it rejected me before. Resub'ed and sent. Cheers!
Replying to @baudehlo
BTW are there archives?
Replying to @baudehlo
Sub worked instantaneous, but I didn't get my message back. Not sent to sender? Or attachments blocked?
A Bright Future for Dark Energy Physics, by @anaisrassat j.mp/qPOBri%0A
Death is way too good for people who write websites that expire your session in the middle of a complicated process, for no security reason.
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I'm working on a course about "Mobile Web Applications Development". Any ideas for a sexier, snazzier title?
Replying to @k_narre and @v_yaya
Merci, mais en anglais, et indiquant que c'est du Web, pas genre iOS/Android :)
Replying to @mounirlamouri
Hahahaha :) I think the idea is pretty much that it would *not* be webkit specific.
Replying to @null and @graouts
Hey, thanks, best suggestion so far!
Replying to @RobbertAtWork
ROFL, not bad at all :)
Replying to @null and @graouts
Right, and then I'll write about insanely great APIs and stuff. WFM!
Replying to @null and @graouts
Writing Insanely Great Next Level Web Applications for Mobile
Replying to @baudehlo
In my experience, putting "sexy" in the title has pretty much the opposite effect :)
T-shirt suggestion for W3C chairs: "Make It So, Team Contact!" ;-)
Replying to @dontcallmeDOM and @karlpro
What if it were like that? youtube.com/watch?v=hNatvL…
Replying to @dontcallmeDOM and @karlpro
We could also wear funny costumes youtube.com/watch?v=3jd1Ih… :)
Replying to @null and @amyvdh
ROFL! I'll have to ask @dontcallmedom if he'll let me use that :)
Un sociologue sur France Info pense que Steve a inventé le mobile. #bouffons
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Replying to @Sniperovitch
Oui, il expliquait qu'avant l'iPhone on ne savait pas se donner des rdv, être mobiles, tout ça...
Replying to @null and @graouts
Tu as une alternative à suggérer?
Replying to @Sniperovitch
Je pense même que ça doit être dans leurs podcasts quelque part!
Replying to @d_thevenin
Bah, ils parlent de plein d'autres trucs, genre la culture et d'autres choses qui servent à rien!
Thank you VMWare I really wanted to go through a hard reboot right now!
Replying to @null and @elu_local
Putain on va vers un second tour Montebourg-Royal — le cauchemar!
Sondage Twitter: pour qui voterez-vous dimanche? polls.tw/aic/p
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Replying to @k_narre and @v_yaya
Nope, ils ne sont pas montés depuis que j'ai twitté, par contre Valls et Hollande oui. Des followers plutôt progressistes donc :)
Replying to @olivierthereaux
Wait — are you tweeting from 1998 or something? ;-)
Replying to @k_narre and @v_yaya
Oui, même quand on est ouvert à la discussion avec les national-trotskystes ça rassure.
Replying to @olivierthereaux
Funny, I remember similar discussions from over ten years ago!
It would be cool if I could ask Firebug to put a breakpoint on a method that's called more than n times (to catch some endless loops).
Replying to @null and @graouts
Yeah, but so far I don't seem to be using a good static analyser :)
Replying to @null and @graouts
Actually, in this case, a static analyser wouldn't catch anything — but runtime should notice that something's wrong!
Terrorism vs Cancer: calamitiesofnature.com/archive/?c=594
Je viens tout juste de me rendre compte que Ségolène Royal parle comme Frédéric Mitterrand. Pas très utile, mais une épiphanie néanmoins.
The Cookie Monster sings Tom Waits — God's Away On Business youtube.com/watch?v=U5X4N2… (via @graouts)
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Replying to @jwajsberg
Aaaah, oui mais que je suis bête!
Replying to @LeaVerou
We both did it and then my wife retracted hers :) I think people shouldn't change names at all. Problem is what to call the kids.
Replying to @jwajsberg
ParisWeb sans grève c'est pas vraiment ParisWeb...
Replying to @jwajsberg
Il est où le live?
Replying to @LeaVerou
Well of course, that's why I think not changing names at all is best. @petecordell
Replying to @LeaVerou
Under French law kids can get either parents' name, or both in any order. It's an intra-couple decision, which IMHO is good.
Replying to @LeaVerou
Of course, you can guess what happens in practice — but it's a step in the right direction.
Replying to @null and @elu_local
Tu crois qu'il a une chance? Ça serait du gros jeu là.
Replying to @null and @elu_local
Pareil pour moi, mais ça m'interpelle qu'il s'intéresse à la fois à Riemann et aux hologrammes...
Replying to @libbymiller
Maybe w3.org/2008/WebVideo/…?
Oh it's Ada Lovelace day again! We should have that at least once a week.
Replying to @labshadopi
*Le* Kindle, non?
Replying to @labshadopi
J'ai un Kindle depuis deux ans — personne ne dit "la" c'est ridicule!
Replying to @kiphampton
Here's the memo: blog.findingada.com/blog/2011/03/0… :)
Replying to @kiphampton
Replying to @labshadopi
Je confirme: pour Amazon c'est un Kindle.
Le Kindle arrive en France! j.mp/qTNlpV%0A
Replying to @kiphampton
Maybe it's time for another AL Day :)
Replying to @jakuboboza
Have you ran it to look at the output?...
Replying to @null and @fvsch
That's how I make all my documents for non-geeks :)
Replying to @k_narre and @v_yaya
Crève charogne passéiste!
HP Claims Someone Snuck Android Onto Its TouchPads, Opens Investigation bit.ly/nR5ROd (v @visionmobile) // Thought this was the Onion
Replying to @k_narre and @v_yaya
"Social traite"? Tu vois déjà les retombées sur ton compte en banque?
Replying to @jwajsberg
Quel problème?
Replying to @stshank
What's a shame is that they made that move already almost 10 years ago, and then decided against it and dropped great stuff.
Replying to @jakuboboza
That's not Ruby it's Javascript :)
Replying to @graoum
Ça va être dur, ma binationalité me rend de facto mondialisé, et j'ai été chef d'entreprise *à l'étranger* @v_yaya @AAlaphilippe
Replying to @k_narre and @v_yaya
Oui, mais heureusement une fois démondialisés y'aura plus de Coupe du Monde, donc moins de haine. @graoum @AAlaphilippe
Replying to @k_narre and @v_yaya, @leclown
Je pense que soit Montebourg, soit Royal y sera. J'espère juste que pas les deux.
Replying to @null and @karlpro
Personnellement je n'y vois aucun inconvénient, surtout pour les LT :)
Bon, Hollande ou Valls? Manuel ou François? Je crois que je vais finir par choisir dimanche...
Replying to @fadesingh
Are there more details on how you run your workshops?
Replying to @fadesingh
Ok, thanks, I've decided to give it a shot!
Replying to @dporyngier
Ce serait mon choix de cœur, mais il y a une limite au vote inutile...
@elu_local Bon j'ai sauté un pas et me suis inscrit au séminaire sur Riemann — j'espère qu'on va bien se marrer!
Replying to @null and @fvsch
Bouh, Markdown! ;-) Most of the time I use ReSpec; I have specific profiles for non-spec documents (using v2).
Replying to @dporyngier
Comme tu le sais, je ne suis pas pour une politique à base de gestes :)
Replying to @jwajsberg
Comment ça? Je ne sais généralement pas où je suis quand j'utilise...
Replying to @d_thevenin
Ouais je crois de plus en plus...
Replying to @jwajsberg
Tu as fait tes changements dans une topic branch j'imagine? Alors rebase depuis master pour profiter des changements.
Replying to @jwajsberg
Sur reset, ça vaut le coup de lire progit.org/2011/07/11/res… (en général, Pro Git, c'est Bien).
Replying to @mounirlamouri
Non, il est juste trop mollement contre :)
@AgatheGiraud AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATHE!!!!
Replying to @jwajsberg
Fais des topic branches :)
Replying to @k_narre and @v_yaya
L'Australie, c'est l'Italie du rugby. Tu comprendras en finale :)
Replying to @jwajsberg
Non! Une topic branch c'est une branche que tu crées juste pour faire une feature avant de merger.
Replying to @jwajsberg
Recommended reading: nvie.com/posts/a-succes…
Le fameux stylo anti-fraude n'était utilisé ni au bureau Pali-Kao, ni aux Trois Bornes.
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Replying to @jwajsberg
oui c'est ça!
Replying to @jwajsberg
je crois que tu peux forcer le mode. Mais dans l'ensemble c'est rarement utile je pense.
Replying to @jwajsberg
oui avec git ça vaut je coup de se taper un guide
Replying to @chikkitita
c'était combien déjà pour les primaires vertes?
Replying to @null and @graouts
oui, ou à défaut Baylet :-)
Replying to @chikkitita
gratuit pour qui? :-)
Replying to @Ls01
faire un test de charge suite du Drupal c'est pas un peu comme faire un test de casse sur du verre? @valeriomotta
Replying to @Ls01
je te trolle, tu me réponds factuel — pas drôle! J'aimerais bien être au post-mortem demain :-)
Les primaires c'est bien hein, mais 2 millions je trouve ça très décevant. Pour référence, les démocrates touchent les 25% de l'électorat.
Encore un petit effort et MV passe devant SR (ça me ferait plaisir).
Replying to @arnauddassier
Le vote par internet est faussement moderne. Ce n'est pas de la parano que de l'éviter ordinateurs-de-vote.org
Il semblerait qu'à Paris Valls soit devant Ségolène. Ça n'efface pas le national-trotskiste mais ça fait plaisir :)
Replying to @jwajsberg
Je sais, mais j'aurais pensé que l'effet de nouveauté plus la couverture médiatique compenseraient.
Replying to @k_narre and @v_yaya
Oui c'est vrai que c'est novateur à gauche cette idéologie du repli sur soi mâtinée d'une incurable incompétence économique :)
Albanel parlant "droit de lecture" c'est bête mais intégrer libraires et ebooks est une idée dont je ferais une startup si j'avais le temps.
Replying to @mounirlamouri
Ton LT est prêt? O:-} @rik24d
Replying to @jwajsberg and @rik24d
Il y a deux façons de placer la 1ère semaine de l'année, et comme il se doit les deux sont utilisées.
Brazil is working on an anti-ACTA agreement j.mp/oBgVpR%0A
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Artisan . Social . Designer : Assurément Super Doués projectitude.com/2011/10/artisa…
Replying to @fadesingh
There are quite a few people with your name on G+ :)
Replying to @hsivonen
I think that the real question is: "WTF is wrong with Montana?" @erikdahlstrom
You can't cut and paste from a screencast. #DeathToScreenCasts
Replying to @bortzmeyer
Tu sais, moi il me conseille Eric Besson :)
Replying to @bortzmeyer
Normal: imdb.com/title/tt031532…
Replying to @mholzschlag and @mollydotcom
I think it was Mosaic but I'm not sure — it wasn't my computer. I was entirely unimpressed :)
@mounirlamouri Alors, ces slides…? ;-)
Replying to @null and @AymericPontier
Heh, c'est comme dans How I Met Your Mother :)
@dontcallmedom Je cherche ton appli web mobile qui fait référence HTML/CSS/etc. mais je ne trouve point. Pointer please? Thanks!
Replying to @philarcher1
You mean open data vocabularies?
Replying to @philarcher1
Ah, so you need more modelling experts than open data experts. I'm afraid I can't help! I assume you've asked the GLD people?
Replying to @dontcallmeDOM
Cheatsheet! That's the word I was missing in order to find it :) Thanks a lot!
Replying to @dontcallmeDOM
I didn't think to look on the home page, I'm not used to finding anything there — I should probably revise that!
If you wanted to tinker with a mobile web app to figure out the tech, what would you pick (that isn't a todo app)?
Replying to @fabricedesre
But that's boring! It's like 5 lines of JS on the client and 15 on the server!
Replying to @anthony_ricaud and @rik24d
That's just image capture plus j.mp/nUvYBH%0A, no? :) @fabricedesre
Replying to @fabricedesre
Hmpf, thanks, but that's not ideal for demo/teaching I'm afraid.
Bon, si on suit le mini-programme de la lettre de @Montebourg, quelqu'un peut m'expliquer d'où viennent les investissements? #perdu
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Replying to @k_narre and @v_yaya
Ah oui, un de ces dangereux pays de méchants libéraux qui mangent des enfants!
Replying to @k_narre and @v_yaya
Euh mec, la NZ c'est encore plus libéral que l'Australie :)
It's sick, but I often have a hell of a lot of fun writing "worst practices" web pages :)
One of the best things about not using on* event attrs is that I no longer write "onlick" and then spend minutes figuring out what's wrong.
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This reminded me quite a lot of Joost rethrick.com/#mmm
@tobie Any chance you'd submit a paper for the offline workshop? Seems like a topic on which you'd have something to say!
Replying to @null and @karlpro
You at dinner tonight?
Replying to @tobie
It doesn't have to be formal or complex — a bullet list of ideas/problems/requirements is enough.
Je propose de créer le Point Point, pour tous les gens qui créent un Point Machin dès que Machin dit une connerie.
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Replying to @jwajsberg
Yay! On va se boire une bière alors :)
Replying to @null and @elu_local
Merci, y'en a un dans la salle qui suit!
Why your new programming language won't work colinm.org/language_check… (via @alol) // Hilarious #geek #bazinga
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Replying to @null and @m_strehl
Yeah, that one really cracked me up :)
Replying to @_richtr and @richtibbett
I'm not applying for a job, but hey if you need some consulting/future-Web hacking you know who to call ;-)
Has anyone had any luck with Wolfram's CDF plugin? It installs fine but then it gives me errors in the browser.
Replying to @null and @elu_local
Connard! :-p
Replying to @scottbw
What kind of consulting do you do?
Replying to @scottbw
Ah, same here. Good to know, once in a while there's an offer I can't take.
Replying to @Ls01
Oui :)
Replying to @mounirlamouri
Courage!
Replying to @Ls01
Je me suis absenté 15 minutes pour manger :)
Replying to @Ls01
Et c'est sans compter les ebooks du domaine public.
Replying to @Ls01
Tu es surpris pour B&N? Le Nook est un très bon device.
Replying to @Ls01
Va manger :) L'avantage de LT un texte qu'on lit c'est qu'on peut faire des pauses!
Si les reports marchent, Hollande + Royal + Valls (+ Baylet) et c'est plié. Et Montebourg perd son pari car il ne sert à rien.
Si @fhollande gagne, j'espère qu'il aura appris de ses erreurs et n'essaiera pas de faire une synthèse.
Replying to @Le_M_Poireau
Cryptique!
Replying to @glazou
Au contraire, je crois que ce sont les militants les plus susceptibles de suivre ce que leur candidate leur demande.
Replying to @PierreMorellet
On me dit dans l'oreillette qu'Aubry ne s'est pas encore déclarée en sa faveur non plus.
Replying to @Le_M_Poireau
Ah bon?!? Explique-moi encore s'il te plait.
Replying to @Le_M_Poireau
Tu vois une calculette; c'est une hypothèse de sortie des urnes annulant la tentative de @Montebourg de devenir important...
Replying to @Le_M_Poireau
C'est ce qu'il aimerait croire — mais si le vainqueur passe sans lui, dans deux mois on l'a oublié.
Replying to @null and @graouts
Je n'en suis pas si sûr, surtout dans le cas de Royal qui a des soutiens acharnés.
Replying to @null and @graouts
Sauf qu'elle vient de leur demander de voter Hollande!
Replying to @Ls01
Merci!
Replying to @Ls01
Je crois qu'il y a encore peu de gens qui usent d'ebooks ici… :)
Replying to @Ls01
Aucune idée! J'en vois parfois dans le métro, mais sinon je suis le seul autour de moi à avoir un Kindle!
Replying to @Ls01
(Sauf ma mère, mais c'est moi qui lui a offert.)
Replying to @mounirlamouri
Te plains pas, moi j'ai dix talks et je n'ai encore rien fait! #OhWait
Replying to @brucel
I don't know if it's always halal, but it's certainly not always kosher. kashrut.com/articles/fish/
Replying to @null and @AymericPontier
Je ne pense pas qu'une chèvre gagnerait, par contre Hollande peut séduire le centre, et la gauche votera contre Sarkozy.
Replying to @jwajsberg
Haha, 6.6º c'est rien — il y a des cidres qui vont bien au-delà :) @Bouletcorp
Damn, I forgot that it was Suit Up Day — I'm not suited up!
Replying to @glazou
9h? Seulement en jouant de la vidéo :) Fais comme moi: renverse un pastis sur ton clavier, et change de bécane!
Replying to @glazou
Et moi, tu crois qu'il me tombe du ciel? :)
#ParisWeb, c'est aussi discuter sur Twitter avec les mêmes que d'habitude, sauf qu'ils sont juste à coté.
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Replying to @cthienot
Show me a picture!
Andreas shows pics of the Opera DevRel team — it's impossible not to love these guys. #parisweb
You'd think IBM would know how to write a web login page that doesn't go into an endless loop when a cookie doesn't match its expectations.
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Le talk to @mounirlamouri sur les formulaires HTML5, programmé dans le petit amphi, semble parti pour cartonner. #parisweb
On dirait que @mounirlamouri a utilisé un <blink> dans ses slides. #parisweb
<input type="beer">. Supported by most browser vendors. #parisweb
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"Ce que Webkit propose, c'est pire que ce que n'importe qui pourrait faire en Javascript." @mounirlamouri #parisweb
Les dates, c'est plus compliqué que ce que tu crois même si tu penses que c'est plus compliqué que ce que tu crois. #parisweb
Replying to @null and @graouts
L'implém de <input type=date> (et variantes). @mounirlamouri
En même temps, si vous lisez mon tweet précédent, c'est que vous avez réussi à vous loguer #parisweb
LeWeb, c'est pour les gens qui parlent du Web; #ParisWeb c'est pour ceux qui le font.
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Replying to @arnauddassier
What's the prize and where do I collect it from? #AchievementUnlocked
Replying to @anthony_ricaud and @rik24d
Almost — I've met some who don't drink :)
Replying to @jwajsberg
Je me retiens :)
Replying to @lespacedunmatin
Replying to @Voulf
Un plaisir partagé :)
Replying to @lennycartier
Très contents que ça t'a plu! @glazou
Replying to @anthony_ricaud and @rik24d
Je fais des tests unitaires d'accessibilité du contraste. C'est pas top, je trouve qu'on te voit encore trop.
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@sgalineau Yeah man, get it together and make it to #parisweb next time!
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Replying to @andreasbovens
ROFL
Replying to @mariejulien
Les confs techniques ne sont pas *très* poussées, ça reste quand même dev assez large public, non?
"Une bête police Arial" — Arial, c'est tout sauf bête :) #parisweb
Replying to @vladounet
Ça c'est bien vrai :)
Replying to @null and @graouts
And the unfortunate's Helvetica Neue.
Replying to @brucel and @andreasbovens
Web Shack! Baby, Web Shack!
Il est sur Twitter Thierry Stœhr? Parce qu'il est bien drôle. #parisweb
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LCEN, Art. 4: "On entend par standard ouvert tout protocole de communication, d'interconnexion ou d'échange et tout format de données (½)
interopérable et dont les spécifications techniques sont publiques et sans restriction d'accès ni de mise en oeuvre." (2/2)
Replying to @anthony_ricaud and @rik24d
Ah c'est dommage.
Replying to @null and @graouts
Indeed, dommage.
Replying to @yledu
Tu es sûr? formats-ouverts.org/blog/2008/11/2…
Replying to @bortzmeyer
Oui, obviously.
Replying to @vincib
C'est logique :)
Replying to @anthony_ricaud and @rik24d
Oui j'avais bien compris :) Mais ça fait chier de suivre des blogs, j'aime pas RSS...
Woah, it's International Standards Days!
Replying to @mariejulien
Un caleçon à carreau c'est pour qu'on puisse plus facilement regarder à l'intérieur? #parisweb
Replying to @Seb_Net
Oui j'ai vu merci!
@mariejulien Ah oui? J'aurais pensé qu'il y aurait des DRMs là-dessus.
On en causait dans la session de @JeremiePat ce matin; une chouette solution: Kerning.js endtwist.github.com/kerning.js/
On peut pas dire qu'on upgrade le Web pour avoir CSS Grids là maintenant? #parisweb
Pour @olivierthereaux, "WWW == CMS — Tout le Web est votre CMS" #parisweb
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Miam de la feutre de petit poissons! #parisweb
Porting C to JS involves crafting such lovely code as parseInt(someNum.toString()). Lovely!
Replying to @psd and @ernesto_jimenez
Yes indeed, that makes it a whole lot more interesting. My eyes are bleeding :)
Replying to @bertails
De rien, et désolé — je me suis rendu compte en le disant que je n'avais jamais prononcé ton nom de famille!
Les représentants des navigateurs se tapent tous la bise. #parisweb
Une fois de plus, #parisweb s'impose comme une des conférences les mieux organisées du circuit.
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Replying to @AAlaphilippe
J'aurais surtt préféré que @montebourg s'entoure d'économistes compétents et mette son talent au service d'idées novatrices :)
Is it me or does spam get weirder over time? Flooded with disco lighting equipment offers right now.
Replying to @AAlaphilippe
C'est un truc qu'il a déjà fait? C'est con du coup, il aurait dû refaire ça pour ces élections!
Replying to @mariejulien
On parlait de ton caleçon :)
Irène avait suggéré un thème (en gros, Ashley et Billie) à @BouletCorp; ça donne ça :) j.mp/n20NUO%0A
Replying to @null and @xquery
True, but then I'd need them as a travel kit!
Vous êtes drôles avec cette coupe du monde. Perso je gagne quel que soit le résultat depuis déjà quelques temps, ça relaxe.
Replying to @null and @ndw
Why does everyone seem to think that? Do I not naturally glitter?
Replying to @null and @graouts
C'est parce qu'il oublie que l'Australie, c'est l'Italie du rugby — ils ont toutes leurs chances!
Replying to @andreasbovens
Of course! Hyper-targeted spam it must be!
Quelqu'un sait comment ouvrir une porte d'intérieur bloquée?
Replying to @k_narre and @v_yaya
J'ai démonté la serrure autant que possible, mais l'accès à la gêne est de l'autre coté et je peux pas passer d'outil sous la porte!
Replying to @k_narre and @v_yaya
Merci! On sent bien là tout l'esprit pratique du montebourgeois ;-)
Porte de la sdb défoncée le dimanche matin — check.
Replying to @k_narre and @v_yaya
Non, marteau + tournevis + visseuse + pince + pied.
Aïe RT @Ls01 J'avoue une certaine tendresse pour Nadine Morano... Elle ressuscite un genre un peu tombé en désuétude depuis Georges Marchais
Replying to @AAlaphilippe
Non, à mon grand malheur j'ai une mission en Suède mercredi-vendredi! Arrrrgh! @spintank
Replying to @AAlaphilippe
Eh oui, malheureusement il me faut travailler de temps en temps! @spintank
Replying to @anthony_ricaud and @rik24d
Je ne prétendrai pas pouvoir rivaliser avec @webatou!
Replying to @anthony_ricaud and @rik24d
C'est con ceci dit, sur la photo de moi en fait @webatou était juste à ma droite, y'aurait eu moyen de faire brochette :)
Replying to @frednassar
A cette heure-ci?
First tried this years ago, so happy it works now:
a[href^='http://']:after {
content: " (" attr(href) ")";
}
Replying to @null and @SickingJ
I would never trust a browser over a good old regular expression ;-)
Replying to @null and @SickingJ
Are you working on contacts and addresses?
Replying to @null and @SickingJ
If possible, yes, but this explicitly only matches absolute addresses and can be used to flag e.g. external links.
Au Figaro, écrit-on "de façon précipité" sous le coup de l'émotion, ou par amour de la chimie? j.mp/qOVpoh%0A
Replying to @null and @SickingJ
Yeah, that's been in discussion, I think timeless has a proposal. The problem is doing it right AND being compatible with formats.
Replying to @null and @SickingJ
Either way, feedback would be much appreciated :)
"Pour vivre heureux, restons couchés" projectitude.com/2011/10/pour-v…
Replying to @null and @SickingJ, @annevk
Yup. If you're interested: lists.w3.org/Archives/Publi…
Quand tu commandes sur edreams.fr, ils te créent automatiquement un compte login=email, pass=prénom. Et exposent des données perso. #FAIL
Et si tu veux changer de password (toujours sur edreams.fr), tu dois fournir numéro de CNI, de passeport, adresse, et 06. #UltraFail
Replying to @olivierthereaux
I expect no less of you my dear.
It should be the industry standard among freelancers to charge n% more for projects that require using Windows.
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Really great ParisWeb speakers pictures: j.mp/qjZU54%0A (yours truly: j.mp/qJrg3N%0A)
Replying to @null and @notabene
Bah après le premier tout est par défaut!
Replying to @null and @notabene
Il faut penser TCO :) Git c'est une semaine pour comprendre, et plus de problèmes ensuite. Je pensais comme toi, now tout git!
Replying to @null and @notabene
Ajd quand je dois utiliser CVS ou SVN, c'est comme utiliser Windows — je pleure!
Replying to @anthony_ricaud and @rik24d, @jwajsberg, @notabene
Vrai! D'ailleurs le ch9 de Pro Git en cause j.mp/nlT9KV%0A (lecture recommandée)
Replying to @anthony_ricaud and @rik24d, @jwajsberg, @notabene
Sans parler que développer sans GitHub c'est un peu comme browser sans moteur de recherche.
Replying to @jwajsberg
Replying to @anthony_ricaud and @rik24d, @dioxmat, @jwajsberg, @notabene
Sûr — stashes, topic branches, git flow — que du bonheur :)
Replying to @anthony_ricaud and @rik24d, @jwajsberg, @notabene, @dioxmat
Oui Fossil c'est cool, mais ils auraient dû bâtir sur Git — c'est possible.
Replying to @jwajsberg and @rik24d, @notabene, @dioxmat
Pas moi, je n'ai utilisé que les gros.
Replying to @null and @notabene
Ah ouais mais si tu utilises Eclipse aussi faut pas te plaindre que tu souffres derrière hein.
Replying to @jwajsberg
Ah oui, Eclipse ET SVN — il parait que c'est plus tendance que nipple clamp plus martinet. @notabene
Replying to @jwajsberg
Sous Windows? Avec IIS? @notabene
Replying to @null and @notabene
Ah ouais, moi je suis en train d'en tester un et ça me fait rager tellement je trouve ça moins pratique :)
Replying to @tabatkins
Hahaha, I love that — will keep it handy.
Replying to @glazou
I probably couldn't get away with that, but I do almost only work on open standards.
Quelqu'un a lu le livre des Gracques, "Ce qui ne peut plus durer"? C'est bien? j.mp/ppNLRW%0A
On my way to shiny Stockholm!
Replying to @ZeFML
Et moi à 4h pour prendre un taxi à 5h :) Je suis prêt 35min à l'avance, c'est nul...
Replying to @heycam
Profferer? Philizardist? Patchepreneur?
Replying to @heycam
participant? Member?
Airports are the only places where one can so matter-of-factly pour coffee on one's own shoulder.
Furiously tempted to wireshark @zynga's Words With Friends. Surely it must be possible to use less than 5 megawatts to push letters around.
Replying to @JiveWithUs
I'd explain, but it involves describing my hand's motion in 17 dimensions, which is hard in a tweet.
Dear Amazon, would you be so kind as to stop sending me emails recommending the Kindle Fire when you won't let me buy it? #kthxbai
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Replying to @MisfitGeek
No I can't — they won't deliver outside the US!
Has someone thought to centralise links to sexy uses of SVG?
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Replying to @JiveWithUs
I wish it had been for that — the actual situation was far more involved, and I did it all by myself :)
Replying to @null and @m_strehl
Yeah, I know of SVG Wow, but it doesn't list demos that weren't made for those sessions.
Replying to @erikdahlstrom
That would be really nifty. A simple blog where a bunch of people could post what they find. Maybe like j.mp/qANgjj%0A
Replying to @k_narre and @v_yaya
Tu rigoles, mais c'est arrivé à ma mère (mais en beaucoup moins grave). J'étais là — c'est grand un kangourou.
Replying to @k_narre and @v_yaya
En même temps faut être un peu con pour ne pas tenir ses chiens dans un coin à kangourous, elle a de la chance ça peut tuer.
Interesting concept, sort of an online conference: "W3C Social Business Jam" on 8-10 November: w3.org/2011/socialbus…
Innovation Starvation, worldpolicy.org/journal/fall20…
Replying to @jwajsberg and @vlentz
Je ne sais pas si je pourrais présenter quoi que ce soit sans tuer un chaton :)
Replying to @philarcher1
Thanks! Feedback of any kind is very much welcome :)
Replying to @philarcher1 and @davidcmoulton
I don't think I know more than @philarcher1 :) But more information about the new course should become available soonish.
Replying to @Turblog
Qu'est-ce que tu fous dans une conf où ça cause de cloud? T'as pas du boulot?
Replying to @jwajsberg
Normalement tu dois pouvoir spécifier If-Modified-Since et le browser doit faire le reste...
Replying to @Turblog
Tu sais, quand on tapote sur un clavier au lieu d'écouter un PowerPointe.
Replying to @Turblog
Ah c'est toi qui ronfle? Je me disais aussi...
Replying to @philarcher1 and @davidcmoulton
Hey, that's very cool! It works nicely indeed.
Replying to @davidcmoulton
I'm in the process of writing the next course, so if there's any topic you think should be covered I'm all ears.
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Replying to @null and @vlentz
Celui qui me fait tuer le moins de chatons, conseillé par @jwajsberg lui-même, c'est Aloha. Mais c'est pas transcendant pour autant!
Replying to @dontcallmeDOM
Is WebVM going away? Why?
Replying to @codepo8
Because it's not just the parent but the topic at any ancestral level.
Replying to @_richtr and @richtibbett
Is mds running?
Replying to @glazou
T'aurais dû me prévenir, on aurait pu faire un concours de celui qui tient le plus longtemps :)
It had been a while since I'd played at building an SVG-only app (here, with Ikivo's nice tools). It's a still a use case on some devices.
Replying to @_richtr and @richtibbett
mds should die.
Ah, so Amazon's new KF8 ebook format supports SVG. Not ePub, but good!
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Replying to @null and @karlpro
You'll have to show me, because all I've ever seen it do right is spin my fans.
Cell phones and cancer: massive study shows no link whatsoever j.mp/p1ZZ0F%0A
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Replying to @null and @karlpro
Tu m'as déjà montré ça. C'est peut-être pas mal, mais ça marcherait probablement mieux avec un meilleur indexer :)
Replying to @null and @koalie, @karlpro, @richtibbett
Yeah, I haven't found a way to enable it only where it's used (or better: replace it).
Pour un choc d’offre sur le marché du logement lesgracques.fr/article/pour-u…
Au vu des youyous, Belleville a voté pour les gagnants en Tunisie.
Ne plus dessiner ≠ Ne plus rêver projectitude.com/2011/10/exposi…
Replying to @null and @karlpro
Yeah, but what I meant is that it does not seem to change how much RAM+CPU it burns :) I'll try Rich's trick.
Replying to @null and @karlpro
Thanks, I'll check that out!
Quand on passe de 26.8% à 28.9% en restant le premier parti du pays, ce n'est malheureusement pas un "net recul" #UDC
Pour ceux qui aiment le design et l'intelligence combinés: ne cherchez pas plus loin que @Projectitude!
Replying to @null and @elu_local
Je doute souvent qu'il soit logique de classer les libertariens comme libéraux :)
Box de parking à louer à Belleville/Ménilmontant, €90/mois. Demandez en DM!
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Replying to @davidcmoulton
Ah, great, thanks! It's right on time, I'm getting back to writing tomorrow morning :)
How to make a dual-core work like a quad? Use Java. Currently reporting as using 337% CPU.
Replying to @null and @sgalineau
AI class?
Replying to @tabatkins and @sgalineau
Oooh cool, wish I'd known about this in time!
Replying to @jwajsberg
Je ne sais même pas ce que c'est :) Apparemment c'est le polyfill vidéo h264 de YouTube qui me fait ça.
Replying to @tabatkins
My attention to Twitter is intermittent. Also, if pressed for time in the morning I'll miss much US content. @sgalineau
Replying to @jwajsberg
Aaah pardon, tu sais pour moi mot de plus de trois syllabes + Java dans la même phrase = lalalalalalaaaalala.
Replying to @jwajsberg
Oui, mais ça ne devrait quand même pas reporter > n-core * 100%!
Replying to @jwajsberg
Lalalalalalalaaalala!
Replying to @jwajsberg
Y'a pas procfs sous mac, mais l'équivalent me renvoie 2.
Replying to @jwajsberg
Lalalalalalaaaaaaalalala! Lalala.
Replying to @null and @graouts
I know — but it's weird that it would report as more cores than the physical number given how ht works.
Replying to @null and @graouts
Also, I've never triggered that behaviour other than with Java :)
Replying to @null and @graouts
I built Gecko and didn't notice it going > 200% (though I may not have been looking).
Replying to @null and @graouts
Maybe it does but does not trigger ht — as I understand it it is only useful in certain situations.
I'm preparing a "Writing Great Web Applications for Mobile" online course for W3C to start Q1 over 8 weeks. Suggestions appreciated! #teaser
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And many thanks to @davidcmoulton for having already provided excellent input!
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Replying to @tobie
Thanks :) Now let's hope it doesn't suck!
Replying to @jlapoutre
Thanks :)
Replying to @lenobj
The course is about using Web technology, so not specifically about Android. Using CSS, there's no reason they can't look good!
Replying to @lenobj
No worries, it's useful to know that looking good is something people are interested in!
Replying to @_ErnestoR and @Ernie_O_o
I will be mentioning Sencha Touch, but I'm unlikely to spend the entire course on it. Learning what's under the hood matters!
Replying to @null and @graouts
Specificities of mobile dev, APIs (lots), packaging/caching, hybrids apps, best practices. No UI except bits in BPs.
Replying to @null and @graouts
That would be cool! You know where my mailbox is :)
Replying to @Ls01
Histoire Causette? Le magazine?
Replying to @Ls01
Wow, superbe...
Replying to @null and @ndw
Are you flying to Santa Clara already?
Replying to @dontcallmeDOM
I guess it depends on whether your followers are geeks — I got the idea :) But how do you assign cost?
Replying to @dontcallmeDOM
Hmmm, but if you constrain the votes on interest and require participation, aren't you better off just counting votes?
Replying to @dontcallmeDOM
You mean at what times? Is this single-track or multi-track?
Replying to @dontcallmeDOM
Ah, I understand your problem better now :) I suspect it is more complex than the Hungarian can tackle.
Replying to @dontcallmeDOM
I think that the cost of assigning a slot depends on interest in topics that don't get assigned at all, AND on interest 1/2
Replying to @dontcallmeDOM
in topics that happen at the same time. That would seem to make the assignment problem non-linear. I don't think 2/3
Replying to @dontcallmeDOM
that the Hungarian works in non-linear cases. 3/3
Replying to @dontcallmeDOM
Caution: I haven't proven anything, this is just me blurbing based on supersuperficial popsci "knowledge" :)
Replying to @null and @graouts
Wicked! I'm writing it as we speak (more or less) so the sooner the better :)
Replying to @dontcallmeDOM
Algo: find sessions with least overlap, assign in parallel, rinse & repeat. Will not be optimal, but might be good enough?
Replying to @bradneuberg
And the answers were?
OH: «Dans chaque niche fiscale il y a un chien qui mord.»
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Replying to @versac
C'est fou la vitesse à laquelle on est passés de l'inverse à ça. Je pensais que c'était la base de la comm politique...
Replying to @bradneuberg
I spoke with a former ILOG (now IBM) dataviz components expert who's been working on it — seems like good stuff has happened.
Is there a trick to get Firefox Sync to try syncing less often? When it fails, it fails annoyingly often.
The Future of Applications — w3.org/2011/web-apps-…
All papers for the "Future of Offline Web Applications" #W3C workshop: w3.org/2011/web-apps-…
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Replying to @psd
It's probably not too late — send it in! So long as there's room we'll accept people.
Replying to @fabricedesre
Thanks! Searching for "sync" showed dozens of things that looked like they could match....
Replying to @null and @karlpro
Hey, I didn't make the titles! Mine has a title that captures exactly what it means :)
Replying to @heycam
That would be sweet, there have been quite a few outages recently. I'm not complaining, wonderful service, free and all!
Replying to @anthony_ricaud and @rik24d
Thanks, I don't want to bother anyone. I can tweak settings until a fix comes out!
Replying to @null and @karlpro
Training, training, training; writing, writing, writing. Titles are hard.
Replying to @versac
Certes, ms c'est qd mm scandaleux qu'ils n'aient pas un immense poster "DON'T TALK ABOUT THE OTHER GUY" devant la machine à releases
Replying to @null and @ramikondii, @Sauvonsleurope, @DominiqueReynie
"Seulement"?
Replying to @versac
En même temps que mettraient-ils? Un gland qui poussera en pommier?
Replying to @versac
D'ailleurs, tu vas faire quelque chose dans la campagne?
@torgo Happy Birthday! :)
Replying to @torgo
A drink it is!
Mondrian paintings generator using SVG romulusetremus.tumblr.com/post/119850731…
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Replying to @taki_igel
You're not coming to TPAC? @torgo
Replying to @versac
S'il y a des choses à faire, à mon retour je veux bien mettre la main à la pâte.
Replying to @taki_igel
Ah that's a shame! Make sure you come next year, it'll be in France :) @torgo
Replying to @julien_igel
I was confused at first because I thought that reloading the page would change it!
Replying to @julien_igel
After clicking through to the SVG yes, but not on the page on which it says to reload!
Replying to @julien_igel
The answer is that you can't :) But the text might be clearer!
Am I the only one who finds it weird that Express is higher in "Popular by dependencies" than Connect? toolbox.no.de
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Replying to @w3c
Are the elves and fairies doing anything special for Halloween?
Replying to @rigow
Je ne sais pas à quoi tu réponds :)
Replying to @rigow
Oui et toi tu es un gentil elfe c'est ça?
Replying to @rigow
Ah, j'ai compris :) Mais le point reste: c'est un OS teuton, donc mondialisé (plus mondialisé que tous, probablement d'ailleurs).
Replying to @versac
Ben Corinne Lepage évidemment.
Replying to @versac
Ah — Nicolas Miguet alors?
Replying to @versac
Je kiffe, tous ces trucs internet c'est des conneries — ça c'est du vrai grassroots!
Replying to @Aratta
AVI c'est juste du packaging, à l'intérieur tu peux avoir n'importe quoi. Pour Matlab après je ne sais pas.
Replying to @null and @paulrouget, @karlpro, @nitot
Double-BOOM!
Replying to @null and @karlpro
Ça t'apprendra à troller @nitot, après #ParisWeb je pensais que vous deviez tous être des Bisounours maintenant :) @paulrouget
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Replying to @jwajsberg
Oui, j'ai toujours senti en @rik24d l'âme de l'aède du web.
Replying to @sreeix
Yes, that's what I guessed, but I don't that's fair :) cc @nodetoolbox
On peut en penser ce qu'on veut, Sarkozy a fait beaucoup de progrès sur son image, et fait un très bon show de campagne ce soir.
Replying to @ZeFML
Je ne suis pas fan, mais je le trouve beaucoup moins tendu qu'avant, et qu'il joue bien la carte "hauteur".
Replying to @ZeFML
Ça ne passe pas pour qui est un peu au courant — je pense que ça peut très bien passer pour les amateurs de JT.
Good Vibes! The DAP WG starts work on Vibration API, based on Mozilla's draft: dev.w3.org/2009/dap/vibra…
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Replying to @kiphampton
I don't think it's completely excluded ;-) I've been pushing for a teledildonics API for years — eventually, it will come (ha!)
Replying to @kiphampton
We have the guys from Immersion.com providing input — we might just end up with haptics at some point :)
@andreasbovens I've been using the mobile emulator lots recently — do you think a -nocache option could be added? Cache during dev is a pain
Replying to @andreasbovens
Ah, thanks, you're a rockstar! I stupidly hadn't thought of about:config on mobile… and Opera cache drives me crazy :)
A maths question that is really doing my head in: i.imgur.com/qvzU4.jpg (via @gnat)
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Replying to @null and @paulrouget, @gnat
I know, but it still does my head in. My brain doesn't like that answer.
Replying to @null and @karlpro
Heh, I'd never seen the video, it's swell. BTW, I think Opera should really kill the cache for file and 127.0.0.1. @andreasbovens
Replying to @Ramlallaa and @priya_aah
If the correct answer is 50%, then the odds of finding it randomly are 25%...
Replying to @null and @karlpro
How often do you want to test the cache against file:? Perhaps more often with localhost, but still — much rarer!
Replying to @null and @karlpro
Opera's ultra-aggressive cache is really painful in development, if you don't have a foo.css?vN setup to save you, it hurts!
Replying to @jwajsberg
Pareil :)
Replying to @null and @karlpro
Yes, people spend way more time developing locally than testing the cache locally!
Replying to @runeh
I saw that, but it's not asking me about the IP, just port. And all ports are rejected with no detailed error. Need to dig in.
Replying to @grtjn
Indeed :) But it still hurts my brain!
Replying to @tabatkins
I know that, but it still sends some part of my brain into an endless loop.
Replying to @mholzschlag and @mollydotcom
Yes, TPAC! @tabatkins too I hope?
Microsoft joins the Device APIs WG \o/
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Replying to @bryanrieger
No interesting link to show for it, I get notified of such things in email.
Replying to @romuleald
Et Google, et Apple :-) Mais on y vient!
I was dreading my flight with American Airlines; instead, so far, I've been treated to the best service I've seen in a long, long time.
Replying to @gresleyalan
And another chair too. We're going to take control of the whole building! @glazou
Looks like the server behind {berjon,robineko}.com is in trouble. Please use robin.berjon@gmail.com in the meantime — thanks!
Replying to @null and @sgalineau
We should try to hang out this year, unlike last time :)
Replying to @null and @jb_r
Et pendant qu'on y est, supprimer le RSI aussi — rien que la simplification administrative serait un énorme gain.
Replying to @null and @fvsch
sitemap.xml
Replying to @null and @sgalineau
Beer? I was under the impression that folks from your crowd mostly did White Russians :)
Replying to @JeniT
You coming to TPAC after Halloween fun?
@ndw I saw that you're not coming to TPAC, very sorry to hear that :( I hope everything's okay back home!
Replying to @JeniT
Boooooh!
Replying to @JeniT
Right, because it's my fault that you're highly qualified to be on the TAG and I took over @timberners_lee's brain to nominate you :)
Replying to @JeniT
Besides, there's a TAG f2f right here!
Replying to @JeniT
Heh :) Can I persuade you to attend XML Prague then?
Replying to @JeniT
And… the trap snaps closed. MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Replying to @svgeesus
ROFL, that's hilarious :)
I wonder how many years it will be before we stop having hasFeature() discussions. #tpac
Excellent proposal by @dontcallmedom to replace hasFeature() with hasBug(). #tpac
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Replying to @erikdahlstrom
What Else?™ Though I'm a bit disappointed that you can't check in to the toilets or the smoking area.
Is there a web interface to the AC here? We're freezing in WebApps. #tpac