September 2015
105 tweets
Plenty of other dumb people can answer spec questions :-) Thanks!
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Me too! Come visit in New York :-) @w3c
Thanks! See you soon I hope :-)
J'espère bien!
Thanks! Come visit :-) @w3c
gros bisous!
Le désir :-)
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Thanks! Yes, that would be cool :)
Is there a way (as admin, with access to the machine and all) to somehow list _local documents in CouchDB? cc @janl
Dang; makes it a fair bit harder to debug :) Thanks for the info anyway!
HTML :)
Our very first day living in Brooklyn and my wife declines a chat with @humansofny! (She hadn't heard of it.)
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Looks like I've got my bedtime reading all set! arxiv.org/abs/1408.2701
Quoting a tweet by @alexvespi ↗
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The Tokyo bookstore that offers just one book title a week ebookfriendly.com/tokyo-bookshop… (via @recifs)
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I always thought he was a little fruity.
Not if you're into avoiding processed foods. @marcosc
Je cours m'en acheter! @BongoJeans
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Il fait beau, ça roule pas mal! Et toi, comment va le sud? (Enfin le nord, vu d'ici.)
Ouhla, ils sont bizarres les gens là-bas!
That’s the view from the @StdrdAnalytics office :)
It’s hard to resolve that one universally because age is absolute but beauty relative. @fantasai @PierreJoye
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Discrete Analysis — an arXiv overlay journal gowers.wordpress.com/2015/09/10/dis… (via @transcranial)
@innovimax Bon anniversaire mec!
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«TypeError: document.querySelectorAll(...)[Symbol.iterator] is not a function»
*starts sobbing at desk*
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Sure, sure, or I could hack it in, but I want things that Just Work™ :)
It’s jsdom, you know how much of a slacker that @domenic guy is.
Is there a good source to become familiar with Office Open XML without going totally nuts?
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You should come to NYC too then :-)
Hmm, srsly? North America features some of the crappiest consumer Internet access money can buy.
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Thanks, checking it.
Hahaha, I don't know if I'm ready for that level of commitment yet. @gimsieke
Heh, real world hacking means real world formats :-)
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You are braver than I :-) @mkraetke
J'avoue, c'est pas mal :-)
OK, thanks. I'll look for an html version :-)
À weird experimental language. You don't need two files and four elements to make a link.
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Very interesting, I'll check it out, thanks!
"The Red Men", Matthew De Abaitua. Kicks off great with intriguing ideas, but somehow doesn't really hit a pace. Good anyway.
Which engines is it supposed to support? I don’t think I can [Symbol.iterator]() { … } below v4. @jaffathecake
Yes, I was more wondering about whether I should bother or not. I guess it’s not that ugly. @domenic
Symbol is, but not the ability to use it directly as a method declaration (unless I’m missing something). @domenic
Hmm, I hadn’t thought Array’s would work with live NLs, but looking at the code it does. Cool! @jaffathecake
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I had written mine; I’ve now replaced it with Array’s. @domenic
It certainly is a lot simpler :) github.com/darobin/jsdom/… @domenic
They have successfully stabbed themselves in the face and deserve every last bit of the pain they get? @jaffathecake @domenic
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Not implementing the standard is normal, tampering with internals and expecting sanity isn’t. @jaffathecake @domenic
I have a ticket for @brooklyn_js + Boroughgrammer tomorrow but I can’t make it. If you want it, just give me your name+email!
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It is! I just need your email address so I can switch the ticket to you :)
Sorry, it was grabbed pretty quickly.
Interesting nuances (and unknowns) in effects of alcohol consumption: blogs.biomedcentral.com/bmcseriesblog/…
Nope, but it would be a good idea to take it to the new @wicg_ and make that happen.
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Non, non, c'est une notion exemplaire pour le musée de la bêtise.
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I always knew Galileo was up to no good.
Quoting a tweet by @DesignTimes ↗
Vous aimez le Nutella mais vous en avez marre de tuer des orangs-outangs? paese-di-lava.com/A-Nuciola-Une-…
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C’est là qu’on voit que Linné a toujours été complice de la dissimulation des licornes.
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Is there a citation format that works best for accessibility? Idea is to have source be great at #a11y, reorder for Vancouver, Harvard, etc.
Run trained neural networks in the browser or Node: github.com/transcranial/n… (by @transcranial)
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Adding RDFa support to React: github.com/facebook/react…
#MUAHAHAHAHAHA
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And you haven’t even seen the pipeline that extracts the RDFa from DOCX XML!!!!
Do you want some JSON-LD? First triple’s free!
I have to say, that's probably the best emoji ever.
As I was telling @yoavweiss, you’re only saying that because you haven’t seen the DOCX it’s coming from!
Well, the VW thing was found in a project to convince the EU that strict rules like those in the US work...
What I look forward to is the reviews of other constructors… Sentiments of impunity tend to be industry-wide.
Is text-align: ‘.’ coming any time soon?
But… but… it makes the Web ugly!
That, no, it was even deprecated in 4.01. But there’s a CSS property coming up.
That’s such a dirty word. I just want all the things to be pretty! @alanstearns
«Schema.org Actions — Like SOAP, Done Right™»
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The problem is that it's pretty painful to polyfill. @sgalineau @dauwhe
"Annihilation", by Jeff Vandermeer. Talks of eerie things but does not show them. Won't read the sequels.
It would suck in general, but a little bit less for the users of that engine :-) @dauwhe
Sorry, I’d read that as «Gecko- or WebKit-only»! The publishing world publishes on the Web, so Gecko matters a *lot*. @dauwhe
Does anyone know how to go from a US routing+account number to an IBAN?
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IBANs are assigned by SWIFT, so they should be the same :) It’s not for my account, I’m trying to wire someone.
@ChaseSupport How do I get an IBAN form routing+account numbers in order to wire money internationally to one of your customers?
Thanks! I’ve contacted their bank’s customer service to see if they can help :)
Then I prepend «US» and the check-digits that compute myself?
I eventually found it, thanks!
I found it; there is no IBAN, but I need to prefix the SWIFT — thanks!
Putting all author requirements in a separate spec that’s actually author-readable might not be bad :)
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«25 Years of Self-Organized Criticality: Numerical Detection Methods» arxiv.org/abs/1506.08142
Perhaps a bit too astro, but otherwise v. good
Hahaha :-) @Zestryon @AntonioCasilli
I'm confused by "$6 per institution per open-access article". Is that 6*99 institutions = $594 total per OA article?
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The tweet was fine, it's the blog post that confuses me most ;-) @openlibhums
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Have any of you seen a case in which code fails *only* when Firebug is open?
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Yeah, no, this isn’t a Heisenbug. But it is a form of decoherence upon observation :)
I thought it didn’t need to do that anymore, though. It’s weird to debug, too. If I try to step in, things don’t make sense.
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OH: «It’s an identifier, but made of hundreds of concatenated URLs.» #URLHouseOfTerror
Ha, that looks like a funny one! It’s not UA spoofing in my case, but I suspect the React dev tools… :)
Nah, it’s clearly too weird. When I try to step into the debugger, some code that can’t call itself calls itself.
I’d file a bug if I could be sure as to which bit the bug is actually on :)
#CCS15 seems amazing, it's a shame remote access is all about PDFs.
Oh no, just used like that. It works great, too :)
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bisou (il y a quand même des traditions)




