Thread · 2 tweets · 12 Jun 2018

It is a powerful tool, use it wisely. This one time, as a young fool, I distractedly opened mine while it was still spinning full speed. I heard a loud SPLAT! When I wiped the salad from my face I saw that every wall was covered in salad.

For months after that we would find small bits of dried salad hiding in the remotest corners of the kitchen. May you spin safely. 🥗