Tweet · 10 Jul 2018, 14:26 UTC

Replying to @EugenGluschenko and @LogicalAnalysis

Well, Koalas evolved from Drop Bears and essentially inherited their hunting style of just hanging from a branch, waiting for a prey to walk by, and dropping on their heads to eat their brains. Except they don’t even drop anymore. If there’s lazier than that I don’t know.