February 2014
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It had been a while since I'd read short stories I liked. I found Ted Chiang's "Stories of Your Life and Others" really stay afterwards.
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Oh dear, someone let the @BrobinBerjon on through the night.
That, and enter them as tests in Web Platform Tests.
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No. For the euphemism part, @BrobinBerjon stays on every single night.
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Non, sinon je les sens bien ces élections latribune.fr/actualites/eco… cc @YaelAzoulay
Pour le moment ça me renvoie une erreur 521. Mais le sujet m’intéresse beaucoup: causons-en par email robin@w3.org.
Ça me dit «Server is down». C’est une erreur bizarre.
Working on an email client? An email service? You *really* are needed over here: w3.org/community/htma…
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Ooh! Wish I were going to @DHTMLConf. Not long ago I pulled out my battered copy of the flamingo book. Ah, the memories!
And feedback welcome!
Oh how perilous Web work is to the mental health of our more dedicated contributors… “@codepo8: @robinberjon waaaaawaaaaaawiaaaouwwwaaaaaa”
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I’ve solved the CSS Regions hoopla. Indeed, don’t use HTML for layout, that’s wrong — use this: w3.org/TR/xsl/ #YoureWelcome!
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And responsive CSS Regions too! <link rel="layout" type="text/xsl" href="layout.fo" media="(max-width: 800px)"> #YoureReallyWelcome
Je n’oserais.
Avec ma solution tu peux effectivement déjà utiliser Link: !
No, in this case it jumped at me while being discussed in a meeting :)
En même temps j'ai trouvé ça rapidement assez décevant comme canard. Libéralisme XIXème, limite conservateur.
Et deux ou trois fois pas loin de soutenir la Manif pour Tous, ce qui est naturellement antilibéral au possible.
Oui, il n'y a pas de média libéral en France qui vaille le coup. Je ne lis plus que the Economist.
One of many!
J’ai peine à imaginer des humanistes comme Tocqueville, Smith, ou Aron défilant pour l’homophobie, c’est certain. @AymericPontier
Il s’agit d’un déni de liberté sans le moindre soutien rationnel. Ce n’est ni complexe, ni victimaire. @AymericPontier
Ah oui, bien sûr, parce que brandir le spectre du marxisme à tout bout de phrase c’est différent. *bâillement* @AymericPontier
Yes, it was great to see you too! Hopefully again soon!
Je n'ai pas vu ta citation, mais il est vrai que certains sites de covoiturage s'orientent vers le travail déguisé.
Ah toi non plus tu SEPA.
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If you're following the whole Shadow DOM drama but not @w3cmemes, you're missing half the fun.
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Conferences without double-entendres are, however, much harder to put together. @HackyGoLucky @garannm
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«67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko is a mouthful, so for the rest of this article I'm just going to call the comet "Kevin"» what-if.xkcd.com/82/
Relationship with a physicist smbc-comics.com/?id=3260
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Merci @Korben pour ce «Retour sur le DRM dans HTML5»! korben.info/retour-sur-le-…
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C’est certain. Mais l’idée est de trouver une voie de sortie plutôt que juste dire «nononon» (ce qui ne marche pas).
@YaelAzoulay Tu as regardé du côté de @leszebres? Du flou qui me rend curieux.
Non, telles qu'enseignées, les mathématiques sont totalement inutiles. Mais correctement elles pourraient l'être.
Indispensable pour le domaine en général, simplement utile à l'occasion pour la plupart des praticiens.
yes.
J'ai entendu une blague suisse là, mais elle n'était vraiment pas drôle.
Dans ce cas on peut arrêter l'école au CP. Lire, compter, et vie en société sont durs; le reste s'apprend bien sur le tas :)
"Le chant du cygne? Non, juste l'agonie du canard." @odoutrellot
Je crois que j’ai bien lu tes tweets, nous ne sommes juste pas d’accord :)
Juste de mauvais journalisme! @odoutrellot
La formule abonné numérique de @lemondefr qui passe à €119. Il n’y a que moi qui pars immédiatement? Le seul contenu étant la Checklist…
Ce sont les fameux services DTC. @Authueil
Have you tried public-html-admin recently? Otherwise @hober tells me the Tracking Protection WG makes for wonderful reading.
Yes, that’s one word for it. @angelinamagnum @hober
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Lions and Tigers
berjon.com/blog/2014/02/t…
#TheDayWeFightBack
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Un plaisir :) @Korben
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You're describing exactly XML there :-)
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But you're describing a situation for JSON that is much closer to XML than to CSV!
Damn right it is! And HTML too!
This one is absolutely on fire.
I think this is one of my favourites, ever. "@w3cmemes: Photo: Bill Murray is not sure about this new commercial tmblr.co/ZxcvMv17C3Yju"
C'est pas nouveau mais Remains of the Day me fait pleurer avec une boule au ventre à chaque fois.
Plus récent, Vernon God Little est sublime, son écriture un tour de force.
Which f2f are you at?
I had never realised how perfect a Bill Murray you make.
It’s all @marcosc’s fault.
I think I'll take to saying "swive the swiving swivers", it's much classier. @vaughanbell
I presume you know that the definitive source on fuck is m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt8_Hy… though. @vaughanbell
I’ve just arrived at the hotel :)
Well of course there is, and it is fully defined and interoperable. Far better than SGML ever hoped to be, too :)
Yes, interesting they are: dom.spec.whatwg.org/#mutation-obse…
Let’s hope it’s not the last!
They fill the same niche, but they’ve been rearchitected from the ground up. The approach is now *much* cleaner.
Several people did, too :)
Oh no! Don’t mention the shadow @dontcallmeDOM! We will all die!
Maybe I should try the Bambi Eyes?
Oh yes, let’s have @ndw as an editor in the HTML WG, working on XML stuff. #WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong
Those are just list browser vendors were a decade ago :)
Please be specific. Would you get killed in a way that would be fun to watch?
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What’s the other kind? @jirkakosek @xquery
As well it should be.
Well if it’s graphic enough, and involves some screaming, maybe we can use it as entertainment?
Oh, I’m talking general interoperability, not specific features. For that, it’s more like mobile.
The MarkLogic candies from #xmlprague are awesome. I hope they have a large stock.
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I know how it feels :)
Glad you enjoyed it!
Aucune idée je suis à Prague :)
@adamretter It’s great to see how lively your participation is today!
Paris-NYC by train anyone? “@Amazing_Maps: Proposed Russia to North America rail connection
”
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It’s been a while since I looked, but IIRC the XML format isn’t too far from SVG. Could be a quick hack.
No idea, but *long*.
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That actually sounds like a lovely idea!
All day long my friend!
Yeah, I still like the air hockey option better. It can give you the satisfaction of trouncing @grorg just for a feature of SVG.
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Maybe it’s just me but I don’t get the impression that @alexmilowski is speaking that fast. #xmlprague
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We need a pointer replication system.
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The @web25 is coming up soon at #xmlprague. What do you want for the next 25 years? What annoys you? What puzzles you? Anything goes — ask!
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That #web25 session is now available as video: youtube.com/watch?v=bZqPBu…
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In @barefootliam’s background image, there’s something about how a man must subscribe to the Pope’s doctrine… and XSLT. #xmlprague
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I find it more stylish to use faux-block.
Don’t tweet it at us, when the @Web25 comes stand up and be heard!
No, <para>.
I prefer diamonds.
Tu dois pouvoir demander un pourcentage de ses 30 eurocents de chiffre mensuel.
Shotguns are for wusses w3cmemes.tumblr.com/post/766529981…
It is, in fact, much much better. The alternative is the HTML specification :) @alexmilowski
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I think we’re in final final CR. But we can look again when it’s a final Rec ;) @ndw @alexmilowski
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Thanks :)
I hope you’re not, I really don’t think it’s depressing. Ugly perhaps, but not depressing :)
A pleasure, any time :)
But... But... We need it for mobile performance! @ChromiumDev
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Have you seen tobie.github.io/specs-on-githu…?
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Also, make it one repo per spec, not lots of specs in one repo. Other than that, I dunno, it depends on your needs :)
Oh cool! Definitely ping me when there. And don’t hesitate to ask ReSpec questions or whatever.
Excellent!
Hahaha, thanks :) It doesn’t feel like work at all when one is having this much fun!
Hey JS, whither lookbehinds?
str
.split("").reverse().join("")
.replace(/\n(?!\r)/, "\n\r")
.split("").reverse().join("")
;
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I only included the part of the normalisation algorithm that showed the lookbehind problem; the full thing is longer.
Ah, those blind three-way introductions. Such fond memories!
I know it can be optimised but that’s not the point. It should just be s.replace(/(?<!\r)\n/g, "\r\n") like in all decent langs.
It’s weird. I miss the s flag too, the workarounds for . not matching \n aren’t so readable.
[^] works too, but it’s just as unreadable :)
JSHint thinks it is :)
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Attends, moi j'ai fait deux ans de philo, ça compte pas? Mince, je vais devoir revoir mes exigences salariales à la baisse.
C'est même pas vrai! Je ne parle presque plus que de JS. Et un peu de Leibniz pour embêter les gens du Web sémantique.
Ooh, I had a proposal to ensure that's the case in SVG, for the same reason, from ten years ago! #windmills ftw!
The penalty for using "overengineered" should be to have a few random lines of code shot out of your project.
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The primary use case struck me as being "jQuery isn't properly on npm." @jaffathecake @dam
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Nan, il fait rien que de m'embêter avec sa syntaxe qui rime à rien. @DirtyF
Un vieux tweet, Berjon's Law: Every wiki syntax grows until it is as powerful as HTML, only much, much uglier. @DirtyF
Pour la spec HTML, il y a un gars qui m'a ouvert genre 9 bugs sur le même problème. Priority Level: EX-TER-MI-NATE. @rik24d
Welcome @datagouvfr, let's hope we see useful open data there.
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Tu veux dire un contenu pur texte avec juste des paragraphes? O:-)
Si vous avez besoin de contact ou coup de main au @w3c, n'hésitez pas!
Yeah the good stuff. And maybe @datagouvfr will help with the new CSV working group?
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Non!
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Je récupère ma grande chez mes parents: "on a fait l'apéro tous les jours, c'était super!" #ÇaPromet
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En Australie, c'est vraiment pas le moment...
I wish! But in this instance it's the pepper that has come to France.
See, chairs *are* useful. "@thisNatasha: Things I learnt from group chairs: if you’re this drunk it’s good to eat sth before going to bed."
Je ne suis pas grand fan de Duflot mais est-ce choquant que des politiques se permettent d'être en désaccord?
Ça, certainement, mais dans ce cas c’est ça qu’il faut critiquer et non le désaccord. @nadegepuljak @DominiqueReynie
Apparu semble se soucier plus de la cohérence gouvernementale que du sort des victimes. @nadegepuljak @DominiqueReynie
Non, tu oublies trop vite ceux qui ne connaissent pas de grands mots. @Turblog @yangrunenberger
It's positively charming how, when auto-updating an app, Android will forcefully kill it even if you're right in the middle of using it.
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It’s an S4 running Jelly Bean, so there’s more recent but not by a huge margin. I doubt it’s changed. Dumbarse behaviour!
Does anyone have experience using @twilio for conference calls? Is the 40 people limit a hard one? Quality good? Pricing is per user? Thx!
Not many, thankfully :)
What’s your guess? :)
Is WebCrypt coming?
Well no worries, I’m sure you can crypt it and all!
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Yup, on it :)
It’s still a bit fresh but there’s an implementation at darobin.github.io/formic/json/ Feedback much welcome!
The spec is a bit, well, spec-like. There’s also code at darobin.github.io/formic/json/.
I thought of that, but you need async for file inputs. That said it could be useful to expose that on the submit event possibly.
The spec does not mandate that though, only good taste :-) @simon_tabor
Well, we could make that once streams are stable, but maybe @TC39 wants to do it?
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Thanks, I’ll ask in email, it’ll be easier.
Well, if you don’t use CSRF but accept the likes of cookie auth you deserve whatever comes your way really :)
How does it break expected behaviour? But I can include a security note, yes. Thanks!
Are you at liberty to share the addresses of the document's authors? I'd like them to meet some special friends of mine.
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I filed github.com/darobin/formic…
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The real fun comes later when you can form@src=such.json instead of horrible string generation. @slightlylate @stevefaulkner
Not stupid at all, I'll reply when on my laptop!
Yeah, I was heading that way too. @annevk @rodneyrehm
There are some good points and others I agree with less. A lot of this is paving cowpaths, too. @wycats
Note: this is the primary hook the platform ought to expose (I reckon on submit events) github.com/darobin/formic… @wycats
It depends on what you want. You can get a form data set any time. But getting one equivalent to what... @briankardell @wycats
...gets submitted requires knowing which submitting control was used. Lots of sites depend on that. @briankardell @wycats
You mean something other than public-nextweb and GH? @domenic @briankardell
I don’t disagree with the model, it’s what I did for the JSON enctype. I misunderstood the topic… @domenic @briankardell
…I take it you mean the API to expose the form data set? In that case, I can pitch you one in the morning. @domenic @briankardell
As soon as I recall the proper names of fetch options and modes to use for CORS, I reckon I can just set them :) @rodneyrehm
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Oui, ça m'a presque donné envie d'acheter une Samsung Gear 2 juste pour lire dessus :-) @kayexalate
Man, I gave that project up years ago! Guess I should make it clear on gh. @tobiastom
This is *by far* the best AC/DC Thunderstruck cover I’ve ever heard youtube.com/watch?v=uT3SBz…
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That sucks! You should know there’s a proxy on jay you can use through your SSH account :)
Yes, that’s the common approach, but it shouldn’t be required.
A pleasure dear whoever is running the Foundation's account :-)
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It’s only been in development for about ten years, we confidently expect to ship any decade now. @slightlylate
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Multiple would be great, thanks!
Don't worry, I won't read them before the morning :-) Besides, issues mean people care.
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«The challenge of the modern scientist is to avoid career suicide» theconversation.com/the-challenge-… #science #hacking (via @anaisrassat)
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«Bertrand Russell is now following you on Twitter!»
I’ll admit that raised my eyebrow for a second there.
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@danieldennett I read in @NautilusMag that you were planning a workshop on memes in 2014, but I can find no info. Is there a link? Thanks!
ROFL, hahaha.
«Toward a stronger Internet» The Knight Foundation has committed $2.75 million for ideas for a stronger internet. Wow knightfoundation.org/blogs/knightbl…
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I now feel like I want to murder someone.



