August 2014

126 tweets

@annevk Happy birthday man!
@xquery Happy birthday sir!
Nasa validates 'impossible' space drive wired.co.uk/news/archive/2…
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Replying to @diou

Bien joué.

Replying to @null and @xquery

That sounds fun, sadly I’ll be chilling in Spain at the time :)

Replying to @eviltrout

All those great ideas he had for Scooby Doo plot lines but was forced to pull could finally be put to use.

Replying to @floff01

I'm travelling so it's going to be hard to debug before tomorrow. Are you at discourse.specifiction.org? It might not work otherwise.
On my way to Balisage!
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Replying to @floff01

Great! Enjoy yourself there, we have more coming in September!

Replying to @null and @ednapiranha

Using a regex has been dicey for a while, the better trick is to use publicsuffix.org. @patrick_h_lauke

Replying to @domenic

I put this together a few months back I forget for which project: github.com/darobin/html-s…. Never got around to tests and all.

Replying to @domenic

So use at your own risk, etc.

Replying to @janl

I'm with you brother. I only gave up on 2.8 a couple months ago because calls started failings too much. The pain. The pain...

Replying to @null and @JeanKaplansky

I wish I could say it's mine but Steve DeRose has it on a badge around his neck :-) It's an old quote, SoftQuad maybe?

Replying to @null and @karlpro

1977, best year ever! @olivierthereaux

Replying to @null and @karlpro

it's not the age, it's the wisdom.
You just don't fuck with a robin. "@CCriadoPerez: (On enraged robins via @sarahdal) pic.twitter.com/49mVWPV5yw"
Seriously, you've been warned. "@abstex: Robins are little shits pic.twitter.com/9LHLFvuOEZ HT: the monstrous @sarahdal ;)”"

Replying to @JoernTurner

mending fences is an idiomatic metaphor for good neighbourly relations.

Replying to @slightlylate

I'm surprised it hasn't happened already in fact.

Replying to @JoernTurner

It *is* about working together :) writing.upenn.edu/~afilreis/88/f…
@alexmilowski I’m told you need to tell me about @ndw’s rib.

Replying to @alexmilowski

Ow. Beer. I don’t think that’s something I’m drinking ever again. @ndw
@MacAffinity Is the forum the channel for beta feedback?
@MacAffinity There are multiple issues with your SVG export, can I send an email somewhere with details?
Bird shits on Putin during speech: youtube.com/watch?v=Xllsoi… 😻 I bet it was a robin.
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Replying to @cbonnissent

Rho c’est nuuuuuuuuul

Replying to @JokFP

OSEF, la fiction vaut le coup ;)

Replying to @null and @sgalineau

Do NOT open the window. It’s probably your red cap pissing it off.

Replying to @null and @notabene

Oh dear. @sgalineau
Some notes on managing the HTML specification after 5.0 — feedback very welcome. darobin.github.io/after5/
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Replying to @rdeltour

Personal proposal that a lot of people I’ve spoken to agree with. It is a real roadmap, unless someone stops me :)

Replying to @rdeltour

I’m not sure what you mean by «endorsed». If I’m doing it and doing so while paid by W3C then in a way it’s endorsed.

Replying to @rdeltour

But it doesn’t mean that you get a big rubber stamp with the logo on it and all.

Replying to @rdeltour

Yes there is, because for all things HTML there’s an attached group: the HTML WG.

Replying to @rdeltour

Who actually does the work is an open question, but likely a mix of the team contact, editors, etc.

Replying to @rdeltour

This is the only source for the HTML WG. It becomes the way the HTML WG works.

Replying to @rdeltour

In that sense, yes. This is in active discussion.

Replying to @geeksean

I don’t think it actually does defeat standardisation if we do it right. See berjon.com/w3c-open-licen…

Replying to @geeksean

Also, more details at berjon.com/is-html-too-bi…

Replying to @daviddaileysru

Good point — I’ll include a link to an issues tracker.

Replying to @daviddaileysru

See github.com/darobin/after5…. I think that by splitting we remove the scoping concerns since, in effect, they’re just (…)

Replying to @daviddaileysru

(…) «platform» specs. It is no longer a big bundle.
Thought you were rid of XML? I’m afraid Web Components just brought it back. See DocBook demo from @alexmilowski github.com/alexmilowski/d…
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Replying to @null and @notabene

clap. clap. clap. @glazou

Replying to @brucel

Simple Matter Of Programming. I even gave it an <abbr> with title!

Replying to @brucel

I will deliberately leave those options open. @stevefaulkner

Replying to @brucel

ta. It is intended to be. Open for discussion of course but I think it can take hold. It's my official policy for sure.
@olivierthereaux Happy birthday!

Replying to @jaffathecake

«Non-standard appcache extension»… WHO *DOES* THAT?

Replying to @jaffathecake

You’re telling me there are people who looked at appcache and thought «Oooh, let’s add more stuff in there!»

Replying to @jaffathecake

I’m not complaining, I just find the notion of someone wanting to extend appcache hilarious.
@bloveluck You should’ve done it this way: xkcd.com/1403/

Replying to @jaffathecake

Okay, okay, I’ll buy it. But you’ve turned what was a gentle, amused prod into a serious discussion. Not so sensible :)

Replying to @jaffathecake

Nah, it probably wasn’t that funny to boot :)

Replying to @jaffathecake

It’s the offline ‘Nam.

Replying to @espadrine

It’s an old classic, I knew it as the shorter «XML is like violence, if it doesn’t work: use more!»

Replying to @FradiFrad

Je crois que c’est un fake :)

Replying to @FradiFrad

J’aime beaucoup «17 Ways Liberal Single-Moms Are Destroying America» et «How To Spot A Masturbator».

Replying to @null and @nitot

"If you want to wait a minute, you need to count to 59." Yeah, no doubt, I've got a 5yo hacker of a daughter.
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Replying to @null and @marcosc

hahaha!

Replying to @null and @sgalineau, @sideshowbarker

I so need to learn those moves.
@_youhadonejob "@briankardell: "RT @DavidKenner: Everything about this picture is amazing pic.twitter.com/2QCBGFzcnm" wow!!!!!"
"Je t'en serai éternellement reconnaissable" qu'elle me dit.

Replying to @rubin

Oui, et j'espère certainement qu'il ne lui arrivera pas de quoi la faire mentir.

Replying to @null and @notabene

on devrait pouvoir noter les tweets.

Replying to @jwajsberg

As does singing "bidi-bidi-bidi, bidi-bidi-bidi".

Replying to @coulissespw

ouhla, s'il faut lire ses mails en vacances en plus! Je vais essayer de retrouver mon laptop :-)

Replying to @ElissaBeth

No worse than OSX's Notification Centre where a notification is something you have to fetch instead of something you get.
If you like your #Entscheidungsproblem with copious extra details, I recommend "The Annotated Turing" by Charles Petzold.

Replying to @ourmaninjapan

Oh, you thought @amyvdh just *gave away* her famed TPAC Sexy Prize?
I just saw some zero-calorie water on sale here. Now *that* is how you solve the West's obesity problem.
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Replying to @tabatkins

I always knew I owed my lissome curves to all those ice cream frigories.

Replying to @alexmilowski

where do I sign up?

Replying to @alexmilowski

I made this which is Web dev hackable (though not as good as I'd have liked, only had 4 days on it): darobin.github.io/ipd-morality/

Replying to @alexmilowski

it's just a quick hack, but I was happy to see that this sort of thing is now possible on the Web.

Replying to @alexmilowski

I was impressed with how fast it is after the profiler told me some common methods involved 10^10 operations.

Replying to @alexmilowski

Throw in SIMD and p2p, and you'll never need any other number crunching platform :-)

Replying to @tabatkins

Not just that but Battery, Accelerometer, and of course the Humidity API come in handy. @brooklyn_js @jennschiffer @_alastair
Je me demande si toute cette droite qui appelle à la dissolution se rend compte qu'elle se prendrait autant une rouste que le PS.
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Il est grand temps que la proportionnelle nous sorte de cette éternelle alternance entre frondeurs et godillots.

Replying to @FremyCompany

Raison de plus :-)
Si par malheur @manuelvalls commettait l'erreur de ne pas garder @axellelemaire, je ne suis candidat à rien, mais je peux être disponible ;)

Replying to @null and @sgalineau, @w3cmemes

so want.

Replying to @w3cmemes

I would *definitely* wear w3cmemes.tumblr.com/post/766529981… to meetings. @sgalineau

Replying to @w3cmemes

I would see w3cmemes.tumblr.com/post/347633679… as a strong contender too. @sgalineau

Replying to @w3cmemes

And I have a weakness for w3cmemes.tumblr.com/post/489356135…, but that’s probably just me. @sgalineau

Replying to @null and @sgalineau

Man, that one is just awesome. I don’t think we can pick one, we have to make a set box of some form.

Replying to @null and @sgalineau

Sounds to me like you’re taking an action item. I’m sure we can think of something to do with the proceeds :)
@annevk The good people of Maraña want to know if the excellent rumours are true!

Replying to @null and @marcosc

Why not just build a great place in which to do standards and replace both old ways of working? @sgalineau
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Replying to @null and @marcosc

Srsly though, instead of an nth process thread of the same stubborn people, why not join the effort to change standards? @sgalineau

Replying to @null and @sgalineau

More information coming very soon :-) @marcosc

Replying to @stevefaulkner

I think it should be ordered by amount of time spent bitching about the process.

Replying to @mattur

what's your proposed alternative?

Replying to @mattur and @hsivonen

they're not secret, I even started writing them up in the "after5" thing, but they're longer than 140 and I'm on vacation.

Replying to @mattur and @hsivonen

Also, more based on doing than on talking. Discussions haven't been between members, just people who think standards suck.

Replying to @mattur and @hsivonen

And who are tired of Web developers being screwed over almost systematically.

Replying to @mattur

I know it's a long shot, but I'm tired of standards being about bickering in a tiny, incestuous group in which being a dick is OK.

Replying to @mattur

I'll try to change that. If it doesn't work, *shrug*, I'll go work somewhere with less stop energy and more openness.

Replying to @mattur

Dude, I wrote the manifesto for the next version of my coworking space: it's a blank page. As I said: it involves action.

Replying to @briankardell

I'm not saying manifestos are necessarily bad, but I think we have those we need. @sgalineau @mattur
Are there anti-jerk policies from conferences or communities that you'd particularly recommend?

Replying to @null and @koalie

thanks, that's useful.

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Replying to @null and @ndw

There is truth there, but it can be useful to have a policy you can point to to tell jerks why they're being kicked.

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Replying to @yoavweiss

1. Set up means for devs to really take part in standards. This is already on its way. @sgalineau @tobie @DavidBruant @domenic

Replying to @yoavweiss

There’s great RICG experience. It builds the right community, and gives browsers the… @sgalineau @tobie @DavidBruant @domenic

Replying to @yoavweiss

…chance to start acting as if they really care for devs. 2. If the latter bit fails, … @sgalineau @tobie @DavidBruant @domenic

Replying to @yoavweiss

… you have the right community in place to either finance or (even) fork. @sgalineau @tobie @DavidBruant @domenic

Replying to @yoavweiss

Lastly, it helps if browsers get more JS-based, as both Chromium and Gecko are able to be @sgalineau @tobie @DavidBruant @domenic

Replying to @tobie

I know, but a browser that cares about its users and devs more would stand a chance. @yoavweiss @sgalineau @DavidBruant @domenic

Replying to @yoavweiss

I am well aware, but I see little effort to improve that. @sgalineau @tobie @DavidBruant @domenic

Replying to @tobie

I know, hence going in steps. Also, I think most browsers want to do roughly right. @yoavweiss @sgalineau @DavidBruant @domenic

Replying to @yoavweiss

Which is precisely why there's value in turning Web devs into browser devs. @sgalineau @tobie @DavidBruant @domenic

Replying to @yoavweiss

Then LET'S MAKE IT SO! @sgalineau @tobie @DavidBruant @domenic

Replying to @null and @marcosc

At this point, yes. Fixable though. Same in Chromium. @yoavweiss @sgalineau @tobie @DavidBruant @domenic

Replying to @null and @marcosc

I’d love to hear why. @yoavweiss @sgalineau @tobie @DavidBruant @domenic @bz_moz

Replying to @null and @marcosc

If Gecko can’t go it, Chromium will just crush it when it works there. @yoavweiss @sgalineau @tobie @DavidBruant @domenic @bz_moz

Replying to @null and @marcosc

Oh I’m happy if it works only in Servo. It’s not needed tomorrow morning @yoavweiss @sgalineau @tobie @DavidBruant @domenic @bz_moz

Replying to @null and @marcosc

I did, but I don’t recall all of it. Also, much was factually wrong :-) @yoavweiss @sgalineau @tobie @DavidBruant @domenic @bz_moz

Replying to @null and @marcosc, @yoavweiss, @sgalineau, @tobie, @DavidBruant, @domenic, @bz_moz

You folks in Berlin ten days from now? This is on topic :)