October 2014
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I meant an official session, not people drinking wondering who memed @thisNatasha :-)
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Meemsy is back! meemsy.com/v/22036 cc @briankardell
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Are you blocking Flash? It needs to embed a YouTube video and overlays the captions.
I am hoping that the URL mess will be *behind* us at that point :) But maybe a best of memes? @SimonSapin @briankardell
Do you reckon it's something worth looking at for standards too? @UserVoice
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Folks complained about lack of participation in HTMLWG.
I now expect @BarackObama to declare on the URL ref real soon now
#CarefulWhatUWish4
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Get a decent CG FSA snapshot of Fetch NOW with as many commitments as you can muster. @hillbrad
And, if you can, no snarky title/boilerplate. @hillbrad
Community Group Final Specification Agreement. Email me if you want details, no one should have to go through what I am. @hillbrad
Tu veux dire que c’est super lent? Tuilage et simplification je dirais. @Turblog
Ah ben voilà, des tuiles c’est bien :) @Sniperovitch
I am not aware with issues storing large attachments. But do store them as attachments.
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I don’t get it. At which point would you get to writing some HTML? @patrick_h_lauke
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Source?
Sarkozy veut inscrire l’homophobie dans la Constitution lepoint.fr/politique/sark… (via @Sniperovitch)
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Ah, je n’ai pas vu ça, mais bon c’est @LePoint, faut pas non plus trop s’attendre à ce qu’ils maîtrisent le Web. @Sniperovitch
Euh, j’espère bien que la place à coté de moi est plus chère ;)
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Encore un coup des Illuminati. @Sniperovitch
So, if you thought that @w3c or @timberners_lee forbid references to @WHATWG standards, this sets the record straight lists.w3.org/Archives/Publi…
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I don’t think you could have a stronger denial. It is true however that you could get a stronger public position.
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Something like pad.w3ctag.org/p/resolutions-… is one step. A fuller position requires steps forward from both organisations.
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Thanks for your constructive input there, you’re really helping build a better Web. @w3c @timberners_lee @WHATWG @afbarstow
Right, and historically it is well-known that flaming bullshit achieves that. Good job! @w3c @timberners_lee @WHATWG @afbarstow
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The Web is a commons. If you want better leadership, start by being a better leader. @w3c @timberners_lee @WHATWG @afbarstow
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Have you considered the notion of asking that question *before* calling BS? @w3c @timberners_lee @WHATWG @afbarstow
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If I didn't think you can work marvels when you want to, I wouldn't bother telling you when you don't. @w3c @timberners_lee @WHATWG
Oh you were forced to use the spec closest to reality? Poor thing! O:-) @cwilso
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I am sad for us, but really happy for you. Tell me how it goes so I can do the same later!
Because I like it when he gets all "horny". @marcosc
@marcosc Happy birthday sweet grumbler!
Is it just here or has Frozen finally somewhat abated?
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I don't know about in the wild, I'm talking about at home :-)
I don't think that's the point though. It's more so that people faced with indecent human beings know you've got their backs.
It’s my Double Plan. @koalie
I’LL DRINK TO THAT! @briankardell @koalie
Ne rien reconnaître, c'est bien. M'est arrivé de descendre au mauvais arrêt et de prendre la mauvaise correspondance en autopilote
Je me suis retrouvé loin, sans rien comprendre. Je me suis tapé. Fort. Et si ma mémoire est bonne je suis rentré me coucher.
Une belle brochette de Lightning Talks vous attend pour @ParisWeb!
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Is there a way to link to @Github commits made on a given day?
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Yeah me too, but I couldn’t get anywhere. It’s annoying because the date is listed right there in the /commits pages :)
C’est normal que ça fasse peur, mais je suis sûr que tu vas exceller :)
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I reckon anything that lets you write HTML with decent control over the content (i.e. not too WYSIWYG) will work well. @w3c
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Bikeshedding (in French but understandable without knowing the language): luc-damas.fr/humeurs/il-y-a… (via @bortzmeyer)
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The approach taken so far was okayish if the goal is shipping, it doesn’t work for actual spec work.
Gave reset a shot, we’ll see if it does anything! @richtibbett
Any good tips to make Google Maps any slower? Clearly they’re working pretty hard on slowing it down, I’m sure they’d love the help.
Any good tips on learning to do one's daughters' hair? My experience is limited to my hard rock years, I'm not sure that's great inspiration
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Maybe, but as a Turing-complete language it can't plead insanity. @leathekd
j'y ai pensé plus d'une fois :-)
Ponytails and clips for sure, braids a plus, anything from Frozen epic. She has my hair except down to mid-back.
Awww. I sure try that, but I reckon it's still better if I can send her to school not looking like a bird's nesting on her head.
Not for cutting :-) She'd kill me. Just for mornings.
thanks for the tip, I'll try to keep her away from ballet :-)
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En fait, "dans la vie", c'est un peu le "de tout temps, l'homme" de l'aphorisme.
I've decided to try not going to a shoes/clothes store ever again. I'm actually much better dressed as a result.
I just think of it as my other life, Pessoa style. It's where my mild-mannered alter ego lives.
10%, patrimoine et revenus. Enfin si ma mémoire de ce seuil est correcte.
Yup. Clothes stores just annoy the fuck out of me. The trick is free returns. Have only needed it once though. @LeaVerou
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There's a post office on my way to work. Some stores just email you a stamped label, stick on box, drop it off. 5min. @SimonSapin
It's a net win over the hassle and time lost dealing with stupid shops and the annoying people in them. @SimonSapin
There's tape on my desk, you can order it online too! Just don't savage the box it came in. @SimonSapin
Clothes aren't fragile... It's easy and quick. @SimonSapin
Ouhla, il est plein d'erreurs et d'imprécision cet article.
Maybe the simplest is email? robin@berjon.com.
What’s the best NodeJS lib to build a terminal Q&A wizard these days? #lazyweb
Thanks, that works. Usually when I haven’t used something in a few months it turns out the Node community has made sth better :)
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But this works great and it’s what I used last time around — cheers!
Le problème imho c'est que ton terminal fait naturellement un rendu texte de largeur fixe. Il place les glyphes à écart fixe.
Mais pour ton caractère emoji, le système lui fait un croche patte en lui passant une glyphe trop large.
Tu risques d'avoir le même problème partout ceci dit.
yes, thanks a lot! I need to check a few things before I can answer though.
Je te confirme que c’est pareil dans iTerm. M’est avis que le rendu ANSI + Emoji c’est pas fait pour être une love story.
Si tu peux modifier le texte, tu dois pouvoir s/📀/📀 /g histoire de décaler le char suivant, non?
Surtout que ça se la pète grave du Perl avec un DVD dans une regex.
ah super! Au passage, tu as vu l'utilitaire t?
«It's only dogfood if you're also involved in building it. Otherwise it's just eating someone else's crap.» — James Graham
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Looks great — thanks :)
Now made to wonder what the Klingon Gay Pride looks like. Thank you @ParisWeb, really.
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I presume you're talking about the Klingon Gay Pride, right?
I’m not sure that’s possible — maybe they should start selling them :) @bortzmeyer @ParisWeb
Ouais attends je te DM ça.
Merci Ludovic, comme @bortzmeyer est 4 sièges derrière moi à droite il fallait vraiment l’aide de Twitter. @Keltounet @glazou
"On ne peut appliquer des méthodes industrielles à des systèmes complexes. Le Web est un système complexe." #ParisWeb
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«90% of Web Components are shit.» @karlgroves #ParisWeb. Only 90%?
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@ConquetFC Tu t’intéresses aux technos Web désormais? :)
«Si Matthieu sii-iii, si Matthieu si…»
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Very cool <image-longdesc> Web Component from @karlgroves in which longdesc is actually made useful. Want. #ParisWeb
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«We would get so much better alt text if alt text were visible.» @karlgroves #ParisWeb. Indeed.
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Don’t make me want to jump in front of the camera, man :) @karlgroves
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But that turns it into keywords instead of nice sentences that work well for users. @karlgroves
I don't think you're representative there :-) Looking at a corpus here, most of it isn't even SEO, it's just crap. @karlgroves
bin/t:14:in `pute': undefined method `insert' #euh
I’ve asked the organisers, it seems a lot of people would like that :) @ParisWeb
I wonder if we can also get Comic Sans Pro. #ParisWeb
j'en étais sûr dès que j'ai fait send :-)
#ParisWeb backstage.
c'est ça :-)
mais elles ont tellement bon goût!
@OriPekelman Careful Ori, I’ll hold you to that. @brucel
C'est rien, t'as pas vu la vidéo :-) @coulissespw
Comme je le dis toujours, compromis, chose due. @glazou
Une fois de plus tu as été top bien! @glazou
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yeah, best quote in that article :-)
Yes. In fact, it's an area I follow and the article never made me cringe. That's pretty rare.
Yes, that's why I'm a subscriber, no matter how much it annoys my friends when they visit :-)
I wonder why that is, on Android it's one of the few apps I've found to have a wow factor.
DAMN RIGHT!!!
Actually "disturbers" makes for a nice fresh take. I believe @axellelemaire may have instinctually disrupted the notion.
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il vaut *toujours* mieux attendre pour les updates. Je suis toujours content de voir que j'ai autant de cobayes autour de moi :-)
En même temps si les autres voulaient être pris en photo ils n'avaient qu'à donner un peu de leurs personnes. @glazou
you're not going???
No, between ParisWeb and an extended weekend I'm behind on subscribing to newer lists. @sgalineau
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Targeted ad for a conference on computational physics. Okay. You win this time, @twitter .
Ah, I'll wait another 13min before getting to this one then.
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What's a good, simple icon to mark examples with?
I actually had a unicorn but @glazou made fun of me.
That's one possible idea, thanks.
Mostly, yes.
Yeah, good points, in fact I have embedded interactive & editable examples planned.
It's possible that there are worse nerd disses than "your unicorn looks like a seahorse", but frankly I don't want to know them.
Like an interrogation room? :-)
hmm, a bit too overloaded maybe?
Yes! It's a bit of a shame to cover it with a doorslam pop-up though :-(
It got delayed by some boring stuff, but I have every intention of reviving it before the end of the year.
I'd love to hear more about your use cases (email?). BioJS looks really cool! @soilandreyes
"The Universe as Automaton: From Simplicity and Symmetry to Complexity" by Mainzer & Chua. Some interesting ideas but felt short on details.
Is it just me or are US ISPs badly in need of some antitrust class action? Is that possible? #PreviousTweet
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It could be what it takes to win on neutrality, too.
Does anyone actually follow the RGI/RGS? @stevefaulkner @w3c
Tu peux enlever la Matmut et la question reste tout autant valide. L'avantage: une option de moins pour choisir son assureur.
@OlivierCadic Qu'entendez-vous par là? @S_LeGoff
tu utilises ça en prod?
C’est bien cool, mais j’attends encore le projet suffisamment compliqué pour justifier la bête.
En tout cas j'y arrive mieux qu'avec Ember. Pas encore réussi à construire un truc qui marche avec ça.
Right, which doesn’t happen when they deliberately split up territories. Hence antitrust action.
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Oui, je sais, je m’en suis déjà servi pour bricoler, mais à l’usage s’il n’y a pas de bindings complexes, je suis bien à la mano.
Ouais, j’ai jamais vraiment compris l’engouement pour Backbone. Ça fait presque rien, et j’ai trouvé ça relou.
@ParisWeb C’est normal que paris-web.fr/meilleurs-mome… soit 503?
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You should send to the list :) @soilandreyes
Ah oui, je vois ça sur Topsy! Ben je ne sais pas comment je suis tombé dessus, ça a dû se répandre… @ParisWeb
Peu importe en effet! Perso en majuscules mais c'est juste parce que j'ai pas updaté ma syntaxe Textmate :-) @HTeuMeuLeu
@axellelemaire Si vous venez à W3C@20, seriez-vous disposée à faire un lightning talk (4min) dans l’heure précédant le dîner? Sujet libre!
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Whoa, VRML. It has been a long time. Man, we should totally revive that. @stevefaulkner @html5doctor @w3c
I bet you can implement it in 200 lines of JS atop WebGL these days :) @stevefaulkner @html5doctor @w3c
Yeah, me too, though I don’t think I have anything that can read a cartridge :) @stevefaulkner @html5doctor @w3c
when its soul has met its constructor.
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Any recommendations in Android phones?
I hear you iOS people have a grown-up keyboard now. That's swell! Call me when you get a usability architecture from this century :-)
Thanks for the tip! I do want something powerful though, I tend to use it quite a lot and it makes a difference.
En même temps on fait des soucoupes volantes et tout, on s'y connaît quand même pas trop mal en technologie.
Oui, bref, donc au top en Internets tout ça.
yeah but it's two Samsungs in a row that don't hold up over time (despite being great while they work).
thanks, those do indeed look good.
Ah, the Santa Clara Marriott. #TPAC
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nginx is pretty easy to run, and Digital Ocean is a breeze to set up.
I'm both exhausted and starving, so it depends where/when. I was vaguely considering room service + passing out :-)
sounds like a plan!
Hi @aroncarroll!
That blows. Does it at least have a good cocktail bar?
Yeah I watched it on the plane here. It works really well, my kind of weird. @brucel
That's quite possible, I was just being facetious. @aroncarroll
Still have some work to do :( @afbarstow @briankardell
I want that on a t-shirt. @afbarstow @briankardell
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Being on site is also a requirement )
Send him your video, that might convince :)
Well, there’s muleradio.net/thebigwebshow/……
Yeah, it's on my todo list.
Roughly between 6 and 7.
Send it :)
Je ne sais pas encore :)
not much.
On n'est pas encore sûrs, c'est organisé à la dernière minute. Et je ne suis pas sûr d'avoir un sujet. On va voir!
Yeah I'm working in the hotel lobby! @afbarstow @marcosc
Are you not at the hotel?
Oh, wow, now I get the frat talk. Hmm, I'm too lazy man!
awww, I'm so touched!
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OH: "Yes, go to Google dot com, that's G-O-O-G-L-E"
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Tout le monde me parle de mon torse.
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Works for me either way! @oliviertesquet @Geekelle
Ok, euh, j'avais oublié, j'ai un chat sur le feu, euh, je vais rentrer, salut!
it's mutable by whoever did it.
Je ne sais pas, je suis bien plus écrivain qu'économiste mais je suis d'accord avec @adelaigue sur ce point.
Anyone interested in specifying innerText?
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That’s not the point, innerText does something very different! @domenic
Text is hard, we should just communicate using kittens.
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J'ai toujours dit que les bilingues s'en sortaient mieux. *cough*
No, I'd wait for the first batch of errata to roll in. @codepo8
You forgot the space man, that's just not Appendix C compliant. @codepo8
Merci :)
of kittens. @edasfr
Awww, *bisou*.
On a qu’à fêter ça toute l’année ;)
The ride to 5 — great @stevefaulkner post with bunch of quotes on #HTML5 html5doctor.com/the-ride-to-5/
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Ah bah oui il le faut!
Web standards for the Future vimeo.com/110256895
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On peut faire ça la semaine prochaine, celle d’après, etc! @webatou
That's unfair, we're much more agile nowadays. The plan is already underway.
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It's U+1F383 JACK-O-LANTERN. I WONDER WHY UNICODE IS ALWAYS SHOUTING.
So #HTML5 makes it to Rec and Facebook goes down. Coincidence?
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So, #HTML5 goes to Rec and the Antares rocket: youtube.com/watch?v=jHMmMg… Coincidence?
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Exactly.
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You know how we like to use member money :)
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It takes too much bandwidth away from the porn.
la fusée n'était pas gratuite non plus...
Brains? I thought we were talking about standards. @sgalineau @mattur
Tu veux dire la version générée? Non, mais ça doit pouvoir se faire.
Ouhlala. Tu es sûr? C'est un boulot de malade dont l'utilité n'est pas claire, non?
Hey, unfair, I've been saying that for years!
Oui oui je sais c'est juste que cette spec ci est franchement mal lisible, même pour qui parle la langue. On va fixer ça.
Mais bon, tu es un grand et beau garçon hein, je te file ça quand j'ai fini de me lever.
Were I @wilto I would complain about the pre-emptive plagiarism I made.
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The RT truncated the link somehow...
The link is gist.github.com/darobin/c7b1e9…
I wish @axellelemaire had been here to reply to that!
Are you volunteering? That would be awesome!
please tell her she's awesome.
That's hard for Twitter. You might want to release the can of worms in the TAG garden.
That’s for sure my plan, I still need to get all the videos. @stevefaulkner
Awwww, that’s mean! @hober











