October 2014

250 tweets

Replying to @AutomatedTester

I meant an official session, not people drinking wondering who memed @thisNatasha :-)
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Replying to @briankardell

Are you blocking Flash? It needs to embed a YouTube video and overlays the captions.

Replying to @null and @dauwhe

I am hoping that the URL mess will be *behind* us at that point :) But maybe a best of memes? @SimonSapin @briankardell

Replying to @codepo8 and @IEDevChat

Do you reckon it's something worth looking at for standards too? @UserVoice
Folks complained about lack of participation in HTMLWG. I now expect @BarackObama to declare on the URL ref real soon now #CarefulWhatUWish4
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Replying to @mikewest

Get a decent CG FSA snapshot of Fetch NOW with as many commitments as you can muster. @hillbrad

Replying to @mikewest

And, if you can, no snarky title/boilerplate. @hillbrad

Replying to @mikewest

Community Group Final Specification Agreement. Email me if you want details, no one should have to go through what I am. @hillbrad

Replying to @Sniperovitch

Tu veux dire que c’est super lent? Tuilage et simplification je dirais. @Turblog

Replying to @Turblog

Ah ben voilà, des tuiles c’est bien :) @Sniperovitch

Replying to @tobie

I am not aware with issues storing large attachments. But do store them as attachments.

Replying to @iamdevloper

I don’t get it. At which point would you get to writing some HTML? @patrick_h_lauke

Replying to @Sniperovitch

Source?
Sarkozy veut inscrire l’homophobie dans la Constitution lepoint.fr/politique/sark… (via @Sniperovitch)
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Replying to @tobie

Ah, je n’ai pas vu ça, mais bon c’est @LePoint, faut pas non plus trop s’attendre à ce qu’ils maîtrisent le Web. @Sniperovitch

Replying to @letankparis

Euh, j’espère bien que la place à coté de moi est plus chère ;)

Replying to @marialuis91 and @maria91luis

Encore un coup des Illuminati. @Sniperovitch
So, if you thought that @w3c or @timberners_lee forbid references to @WHATWG standards, this sets the record straight lists.w3.org/Archives/Publi…
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Replying to @espadrine

I don’t think you could have a stronger denial. It is true however that you could get a stronger public position.

Replying to @espadrine

Something like pad.w3ctag.org/p/resolutions-… is one step. A fuller position requires steps forward from both organisations.
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Replying to @null and @marcosc

Thanks for your constructive input there, you’re really helping build a better Web. @w3c @timberners_lee @WHATWG @afbarstow

Replying to @null and @marcosc

Right, and historically it is well-known that flaming bullshit achieves that. Good job! @w3c @timberners_lee @WHATWG @afbarstow
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Replying to @null and @marcosc

The Web is a commons. If you want better leadership, start by being a better leader. @w3c @timberners_lee @WHATWG @afbarstow
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Replying to @null and @marcosc

Have you considered the notion of asking that question *before* calling BS? @w3c @timberners_lee @WHATWG @afbarstow

Replying to @null and @marcosc

If I didn't think you can work marvels when you want to, I wouldn't bother telling you when you don't. @w3c @timberners_lee @WHATWG

Replying to @null and @marcosc

Oh you were forced to use the spec closest to reality? Poor thing! O:-) @cwilso

Replying to @null and @marcosc

I am sad for us, but really happy for you. Tell me how it goes so I can do the same later!

Replying to @cwilso

Because I like it when he gets all "horny". @marcosc
@marcosc Happy birthday sweet grumbler!
Is it just here or has Frozen finally somewhat abated?
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Replying to @vgholkar

I don't know about in the wild, I'm talking about at home :-)

Replying to @rodneyrehm

I don't think that's the point though. It's more so that people faced with indecent human beings know you've got their backs.

Replying to @null and @sgalineau

It’s my Double Plan. @koalie

Replying to @null and @sgalineau

I’LL DRINK TO THAT! @briankardell @koalie

Replying to @null and @notabene

Ne rien reconnaître, c'est bien. M'est arrivé de descendre au mauvais arrêt et de prendre la mauvaise correspondance en autopilote

Replying to @null and @notabene

Je me suis retrouvé loin, sans rien comprendre. Je me suis tapé. Fort. Et si ma mémoire est bonne je suis rentré me coucher.
Une belle brochette de Lightning Talks vous attend pour @ParisWeb!
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Is there a way to link to @Github commits made on a given day?

Replying to @null and @m_strehl

Yeah me too, but I couldn’t get anywhere. It’s annoying because the date is listed right there in the /commits pages :)

Replying to @cyberbaloo_

C’est normal que ça fasse peur, mais je suis sûr que tu vas exceller :)

Replying to @null and @amyvdh

Ha! I’m surprised anyone even found that :) @sgalineau cc @dontcallmeDOM @shepazu @torgo.

Replying to @mpetyx

I reckon anything that lets you write HTML with decent control over the content (i.e. not too WYSIWYG) will work well. @w3c
Bikeshedding (in French but understandable without knowing the language): luc-damas.fr/humeurs/il-y-a… (via @bortzmeyer)
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Replying to @_richtr and @richtibbett

The approach taken so far was okayish if the goal is shipping, it doesn’t work for actual spec work.

Replying to @foolip

Gave reset a shot, we’ll see if it does anything! @richtibbett
Any good tips to make Google Maps any slower? Clearly they’re working pretty hard on slowing it down, I’m sure they’d love the help.
Any good tips on learning to do one's daughters' hair? My experience is limited to my hard rock years, I'm not sure that's great inspiration

Replying to @null and @mattmay

Maybe, but as a Turing-complete language it can't plead insanity. @leathekd

Replying to @null and @nhoizey

j'y ai pensé plus d'une fois :-)

Replying to @null and @amyvdh

Ponytails and clips for sure, braids a plus, anything from Frozen epic. She has my hair except down to mid-back.

Replying to @null and @amyvdh

Awww. I sure try that, but I reckon it's still better if I can send her to school not looking like a bird's nesting on her head.

Replying to @skejtas

Not for cutting :-) She'd kill me. Just for mornings.

Replying to @sw12

thanks for the tip, I'll try to keep her away from ballet :-)
En fait, "dans la vie", c'est un peu le "de tout temps, l'homme" de l'aphorisme.

Replying to @LeaVerou

I've decided to try not going to a shoes/clothes store ever again. I'm actually much better dressed as a result.

Replying to @tabatkins

I just think of it as my other life, Pessoa style. It's where my mild-mannered alter ego lives.

Replying to @edasfr

10%, patrimoine et revenus. Enfin si ma mémoire de ce seuil est correcte.

Replying to @SimonSapin

Yup. Clothes stores just annoy the fuck out of me. The trick is free returns. Have only needed it once though. @LeaVerou

Replying to @LeaVerou

There's a post office on my way to work. Some stores just email you a stamped label, stick on box, drop it off. 5min. @SimonSapin

Replying to @LeaVerou

It's a net win over the hassle and time lost dealing with stupid shops and the annoying people in them. @SimonSapin

Replying to @LeaVerou

There's tape on my desk, you can order it online too! Just don't savage the box it came in. @SimonSapin

Replying to @LeaVerou

Clothes aren't fragile... It's easy and quick. @SimonSapin

Replying to @secou and @S_LeGoff, @EricScherer

Ouhla, il est plein d'erreurs et d'imprécision cet article.

Replying to @null and @Hierow

Maybe the simplest is email? robin@berjon.com.
What’s the best NodeJS lib to build a terminal Q&A wizard these days? #lazyweb

Replying to @inadarei

Thanks, that works. Usually when I haven’t used something in a few months it turns out the Node community has made sth better :)

Replying to @inadarei

But this works great and it’s what I used last time around — cheers!

Replying to @Sniperovitch

Le problème imho c'est que ton terminal fait naturellement un rendu texte de largeur fixe. Il place les glyphes à écart fixe.

Replying to @Sniperovitch

Mais pour ton caractère emoji, le système lui fait un croche patte en lui passant une glyphe trop large.

Replying to @Sniperovitch

Tu risques d'avoir le même problème partout ceci dit.

Replying to @null and @Hierow

yes, thanks a lot! I need to check a few things before I can answer though.

Replying to @Sniperovitch

Je te confirme que c’est pareil dans iTerm. M’est avis que le rendu ANSI + Emoji c’est pas fait pour être une love story.

Replying to @Sniperovitch

Si tu peux modifier le texte, tu dois pouvoir s/📀/📀 /g histoire de décaler le char suivant, non?

Replying to @Sniperovitch

Surtout que ça se la pète grave du Perl avec un DVD dans une regex.

Replying to @Sniperovitch

ah super! Au passage, tu as vu l'utilitaire t?

Replying to @Sniperovitch

«It's only dogfood if you're also involved in building it. Otherwise it's just eating someone else's crap.» — James Graham
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Replying to @jeff_jaffe

Looks great — thanks :)
You can tell @ParisWeb is on. "@brucel Fr/UK crochet war started by @Rumyra , @hellgy has made me a mohawk hat "
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Once again, @ParisWeb has an awesome bag (about #Web25). "Totally awesome and full of kittens since 1989."
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And they have an awesome #Web25 t-shirt too! @ParisWeb is surely part of the awesome.
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Now made to wonder what the Klingon Gay Pride looks like. Thank you @ParisWeb, really.
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Replying to @ParisWeb

I presume you're talking about the Klingon Gay Pride, right?

Replying to @null and @marcarbonio

I’m not sure that’s possible — maybe they should start selling them :) @bortzmeyer @ParisWeb

Replying to @null and @marcarbonio

They could also sell a previous classic: e-creation-web.fr/IMG/png/parisw… @bortzmeyer @ParisWeb

Replying to @bortzmeyer

Ouais attends je te DM ça.

Replying to @lhirlimann

Merci Ludovic, comme @bortzmeyer est 4 sièges derrière moi à droite il fallait vraiment l’aide de Twitter. @Keltounet @glazou
"On ne peut appliquer des méthodes industrielles à des systèmes complexes. Le Web est un système complexe." #ParisWeb
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"Web Components are so hyped, soon they'll transport Sarkozy to the surface of Mars." @brucel, #ParisWeb
«This is what us English call ‘shit’.» — @brucel, #ParisWeb
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"The @w3c is welcome to use my design for these logos. Note Shadow DOM has the longest pubic hair." @brucel #ParisWeb
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«90% of Web Components are shit.» @karlgroves #ParisWeb. Only 90%?
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Replying to @mnot

Oh you know why Mark, you know. @w3c @brucel
@ConquetFC Tu t’intéresses aux technos Web désormais? :)

Replying to @ConquetFI and @ConquetFC

«Si Matthieu sii-iii, si Matthieu si…»
Very cool <image-longdesc> Web Component from @karlgroves in which longdesc is actually made useful. Want. #ParisWeb
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«We would get so much better alt text if alt text were visible.» @karlgroves #ParisWeb. Indeed.

Replying to @stevefaulkner

Don’t make me want to jump in front of the camera, man :) @karlgroves

Replying to @stshank

But that turns it into keywords instead of nice sentences that work well for users. @karlgroves
Can we add this visual to the Extensible Web Manifesto? #ParisWeb
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«Passion, please… but with Pull Requests.» @brucel, #ParisWeb

Replying to @stshank

I don't think you're representative there :-) Looking at a corpus here, most of it isn't even SEO, it's just crap. @karlgroves
bin/t:14:in `pute': undefined method `insert' #euh

Replying to @alexmilowski

I’ve asked the organisers, it seems a lot of people would like that :) @ParisWeb
I wonder if we can also get Comic Sans Pro. #ParisWeb

Replying to @desbenoit

j'en étais sûr dès que j'ai fait send :-)
#ParisWeb backstage.
Avec @letankparis, ça rocke sérieux à #ParisWeb.
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Replying to @lhirlimann

c'est ça :-)
Don't be an a11y thug. Stop shaming. #ParisWeb
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"Awesome and full of kittens". #ParisWeb
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Replying to @cyberbaloo_

mais elles ont tellement bon goût!
@OriPekelman Careful Ori, I’ll hold you to that. @brucel

Replying to @jennybeaumont

Replying to @jennybeaumont

Yes, it's a metaphor for sexiness. @brucel @michelv @glazou
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Replying to @jennybeaumont

That only counts if, as ours was, the event is videoed. @brucel @michelv @glazou

Replying to @versac

C'est rien, t'as pas vu la vidéo :-) @coulissespw

Replying to @bastnic

Comme je le dis toujours, compromis, chose due. @glazou

Replying to @cyberbaloo_

Une fois de plus tu as été top bien! @glazou

Replying to @null and @sgalineau

yeah, best quote in that article :-)

Replying to @null and @sgalineau

Yes. In fact, it's an area I follow and the article never made me cringe. That's pretty rare.

Replying to @null and @sgalineau

Yes, that's why I'm a subscriber, no matter how much it annoys my friends when they visit :-)

Replying to @bradneuberg

I wonder why that is, on Android it's one of the few apps I've found to have a wow factor.

Replying to @null and @sgalineau

DAMN RIGHT!!!

Replying to @axellelemaire and @anandmahindra

Actually "disturbers" makes for a nice fresh take. I believe @axellelemaire may have instinctually disrupted the notion.

Replying to @null and @nhoizey

il vaut *toujours* mieux attendre pour les updates. Je suis toujours content de voir que j'ai autant de cobayes autour de moi :-)

Replying to @lesliealot

En même temps si les autres voulaient être pris en photo ils n'avaient qu'à donner un peu de leurs personnes. @glazou

Replying to @null and @sgalineau

you're not going???

Replying to @null and @dauwhe

No, between ParisWeb and an extended weekend I'm behind on subscribing to newer lists. @sgalineau
Targeted ad for a conference on computational physics. Okay. You win this time, @twitter .

Replying to @rodneyrehm

Ah, I'll wait another 13min before getting to this one then.
What's a good, simple icon to mark examples with?

Replying to @mikewest

I actually had a unicorn but @glazou made fun of me.

Replying to @null and @derekjohnson

That's one possible idea, thanks.

Replying to @null and @karlpro

Mostly, yes.

Replying to @null and @karlpro

Yeah, good points, in fact I have embedded interactive & editable examples planned.

Replying to @glazou

It's possible that there are worse nerd disses than "your unicorn looks like a seahorse", but frankly I don't want to know them.

Replying to @null and @karlpro

Like an interrogation room? :-)

Replying to @adamrmcd

hmm, a bit too overloaded maybe?

Replying to @timoreilly

Yes! It's a bit of a shame to cover it with a doorslam pop-up though :-(

Replying to @null and @soilandreyes

It got delayed by some boring stuff, but I have every intention of reviving it before the end of the year.

Replying to @travellingbard

I'd love to hear more about your use cases (email?). BioJS looks really cool! @soilandreyes
"The Universe as Automaton: From Simplicity and Symmetry to Complexity" by Mainzer & Chua. Some interesting ideas but felt short on details.

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Replying to @goetsu

Does anyone actually follow the RGI/RGS? @stevefaulkner @w3c

Replying to @rubin

Tu peux enlever la Matmut et la question reste tout autant valide. L'avantage: une option de moins pour choisir son assureur.
@OlivierCadic Qu'entendez-vous par là? @S_LeGoff

Replying to @Ls01

tu utilises ça en prod?

Replying to @Ls01

C’est bien cool, mais j’attends encore le projet suffisamment compliqué pour justifier la bête.

Replying to @Ls01

En tout cas j'y arrive mieux qu'avec Ember. Pas encore réussi à construire un truc qui marche avec ça.

Replying to @mnot

Right, which doesn’t happen when they deliberately split up territories. Hence antitrust action.

Replying to @Ls01

Oui, je sais, je m’en suis déjà servi pour bricoler, mais à l’usage s’il n’y a pas de bindings complexes, je suis bien à la mano.

Replying to @Ls01

Ouais, j’ai jamais vraiment compris l’engouement pour Backbone. Ça fait presque rien, et j’ai trouvé ça relou.
@ParisWeb C’est normal que paris-web.fr/meilleurs-mome… soit 503?

Replying to @travellingbard

You should send to the list :) @soilandreyes

Replying to @null and @notabene

Ah oui, je vois ça sur Topsy! Ben je ne sais pas comment je suis tombé dessus, ça a dû se répandre… @ParisWeb

Replying to @null and @notabene

Peu importe en effet! Perso en majuscules mais c'est juste parce que j'ai pas updaté ma syntaxe Textmate :-) @HTeuMeuLeu
@axellelemaire Si vous venez à W3C@20, seriez-vous disposée à faire un lightning talk (4min) dans l’heure précédant le dîner? Sujet libre!

Replying to @aardrian

Whoa, VRML. It has been a long time. Man, we should totally revive that. @stevefaulkner @html5doctor @w3c

Replying to @aardrian

I bet you can implement it in 200 lines of JS atop WebGL these days :) @stevefaulkner @html5doctor @w3c

Replying to @aardrian

Yeah, me too, though I don’t think I have anything that can read a cartridge :) @stevefaulkner @html5doctor @w3c

Replying to @null and @amyvdh

Oh, I won’t dance, that’s @BrobinBerjon’s thing. @ourmaninjapan @w3cmemes

Replying to @rodneyrehm

when its soul has met its constructor.
Any recommendations in Android phones?

Replying to @rubin

I hear you iOS people have a grown-up keyboard now. That's swell! Call me when you get a usability architecture from this century :-)

Replying to @null and @exsecrari

Thanks for the tip! I do want something powerful though, I tend to use it quite a lot and it makes a difference.

Replying to @rubin

En même temps on fait des soucoupes volantes et tout, on s'y connaît quand même pas trop mal en technologie.

Replying to @rubin

Oui, bref, donc au top en Internets tout ça.

Replying to @aljopainter

yeah but it's two Samsungs in a row that don't hold up over time (despite being great while they work).

Replying to @xchaotic

thanks, those do indeed look good.
Ah, the Santa Clara Marriott. #TPAC
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Replying to @domenic

nginx is pretty easy to run, and Digital Ocean is a breeze to set up.

Replying to @null and @marcosc

I'm both exhausted and starving, so it depends where/when. I was vaguely considering room service + passing out :-)

Replying to @null and @marcosc

sounds like a plan!

Replying to @mattpatterson and @fidothe

Replying to @mnot

That blows. Does it at least have a good cocktail bar?

Replying to @patrick_h_lauke

Yeah I watched it on the plane here. It works really well, my kind of weird. @brucel

Replying to @mattpatterson and @fidothe

That's quite possible, I was just being facetious. @aroncarroll

Replying to @null and @marcosc

Still have some work to do :( @afbarstow @briankardell
If you’re going to #TPAC and #W3C@20, there are still openings for the Wednesday lightning talks. Email me!
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Replying to @null and @marcosc

I want that on a t-shirt. @afbarstow @briankardell

Replying to @brucel

Being on site is also a requirement )

Replying to @brucel

Send him your video, that might convince :)

Replying to @brucel

Replying to @simevidas

Yeah, it's on my todo list.

Replying to @glazou

Roughly between 6 and 7.

Replying to @null and @marcosc

Send it :)

Replying to @cyberbaloo_

Je ne sais pas encore :)

Replying to @stevefaulkner

not much.

Replying to @cyberbaloo_

On n'est pas encore sûrs, c'est organisé à la dernière minute. Et je ne suis pas sûr d'avoir un sujet. On va voir!

Replying to @briankardell

Yeah I'm working in the hotel lobby! @afbarstow @marcosc

Replying to @null and @marcosc

Are you not at the hotel?

Replying to @null and @marcosc

Oh, wow, now I get the frat talk. Hmm, I'm too lazy man!

Replying to @null and @marcosc

awww, I'm so touched!
OH: "Yes, go to Google dot com, that's G-O-O-G-L-E"

Replying to @Ls01 and @oliviertesquet

Je dis comme @Ls01, ça ferait un bon débat (effets de bord, singularité, guns do kill people, etc). Cc @Geekelle.

Replying to @oliviertesquet

Je serai rentré à Paris la semaine prochaine :-) @Ls01 @Geekelle

Replying to @goulvench

Tout le monde me parle de mon torse.

Replying to @Ls01

Works for me either way! @oliviertesquet @Geekelle

Replying to @Geekelle

Ok, euh, j'avais oublié, j'ai un chat sur le feu, euh, je vais rentrer, salut!

Replying to @shs96c

it's mutable by whoever did it.

Replying to @julien51

Je ne sais pas, je suis bien plus écrivain qu'économiste mais je suis d'accord avec @adelaigue sur ce point.
#TPAC attendees: don’t forget to give @torgo a big hug for his birthday!
Anyone interested in specifying innerText?
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Replying to @yavorski

That’s not the point, innerText does something very different! @domenic
Text is hard, we should just communicate using kittens.
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Replying to @leonor_de_b

J'ai toujours dit que les bilingues s'en sortaient mieux. *cough*

Replying to @null and @hcatlin

No, I'd wait for the first batch of errata to roll in. @codepo8

Replying to @null and @hcatlin

You forgot the space man, that's just not Appendix C compliant. @codepo8

Replying to @lespetitescases

Merci :)

Replying to @davidbgk

of kittens. @edasfr

Replying to @versac and @letankparis

Awww, *bisou*.

Replying to @webatou

On a qu’à fêter ça toute l’année ;)
The ride to 5 — great @stevefaulkner post with bunch of quotes on #HTML5 html5doctor.com/the-ride-to-5/
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Replying to @webatou and @cyberbaloo_

Ah bah oui il le faut!
Web standards for the Future vimeo.com/110256895
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Replying to @cyberbaloo_

On peut faire ça la semaine prochaine, celle d’après, etc! @webatou

Replying to @mattur

That's unfair, we're much more agile nowadays. The plan is already underway.

Replying to @zeigenvector

It's U+1F383 JACK-O-LANTERN. I WONDER WHY UNICODE IS ALWAYS SHOUTING.
So #HTML5 makes it to Rec and Facebook goes down. Coincidence?
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So, #HTML5 goes to Rec and the Antares rocket: youtube.com/watch?v=jHMmMg… Coincidence?
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Replying to @myakura

Exactly.

Replying to @glazou

You know how we like to use member money :)

Replying to @rabcyr

It takes too much bandwidth away from the porn.

Replying to @cyberbaloo_

la fusée n'était pas gratuite non plus...

Replying to @stommepoes

Brains? I thought we were talking about standards. @sgalineau @mattur

Replying to @null and @karlpro

Tu veux dire la version générée? Non, mais ça doit pouvoir se faire.

Replying to @null and @karlpro

Ouhlala. Tu es sûr? C'est un boulot de malade dont l'utilité n'est pas claire, non?

Replying to @wilto

Hey, unfair, I've been saying that for years!

Replying to @null and @karlpro

Oui oui je sais c'est juste que cette spec ci est franchement mal lisible, même pour qui parle la langue. On va fixer ça.

Replying to @null and @karlpro

Mais bon, tu es un grand et beau garçon hein, je te file ça quand j'ai fini de me lever.

Replying to @yoavweiss

Were I @wilto I would complain about the pre-emptive plagiarism I made.
The lightning talks line-up for #TPAC #W3C20 is up: gist.github.com/darobin/c7b1e9…
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Replying to @mnot and @w3c

The RT truncated the link somehow...

Replying to @mnot and @w3c

Replying to @cconcolato

I wish @axellelemaire had been here to reply to that!
Is there someone with a camera willing to video the #TPAC #w3c20 lightning talks?

Replying to @briankardell

Are you volunteering? That would be awesome!

Replying to @briankardell

please tell her she's awesome.
Someone (Bart?) forgot their remote clicker at the #TPAC #w3c20 lightning talks last night. I got it!
When you help out with Web Platform Testing, awfully nice things come to you.
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Replying to @null and @notabene

Je crois qu'il y a une histoire de Révolution :-) @jwajsberg @rik24d @JeremiePat

Replying to @wycats

That's hard for Twitter. You might want to release the can of worms in the TAG garden.
Today at #TPAC it is my great honour to be sitting next to Dr Emmett Brown.

Replying to @johnfoliot

That’s for sure my plan, I still need to get all the videos. @stevefaulkner

Replying to @stevefaulkner

Awwww, that’s mean! @hober

Replying to @LeonieWatson

Yes, we’re just waiting for the captions to be done. @johnfoliot @stevefaulkner @ourmaninjapan

Replying to @ourmaninjapan

Thanks, but @ibjacobs has us all covered! @LeonieWatson @johnfoliot @stevefaulkner